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Letterman and Conan. That’s the list, move on. (Maybe Spaceghost too)
Does anybody else have the same 25-30 tweets on their ‘for you’ page every day? I swear to god, does anybody use this place anymore? Or is there just no more moderation team to handle this? It’s absolutely insane
Twitter under pee Lon rust is just one big Indonesian bot farm. Figures.
Twitter fucking sucks, all porn bots and commercials for crypto scams
MSU ain’t close to competing w UNC or Duke or any of em. Sadly wasn’t always this way.
The new reality for MSU hoops. That last 5 years are just what they are. No blue blood. Just an offense that looks uncomfortable as hell to run.
Chuck: "You know who was asking about you the other day?" Draymond: 'Who?" Chuck: "Nobody." 🤣 NBA All-Star Game ALTCAST on @truTV and @StreamOnMax
Elon a big fat diabetic baby for sure. Dude loves free speech but only for the people who smoke his dick.. #FreeLiamNissan
new: noticed an uptick in bots on X? you're not alone. new data provided to me by one cybersecurity firm found: ➡️ nearly 76% of traffic from X to its clients' sites was fake during Super Bowl weekend no other platform came close to that read more: mashable.com/article/x-twit…
Zoomers will never understand that this website use to be just this, all the time
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frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
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I still haven’t fully healed from Keon leaving Michigan State. Beyond his talent, this is why.
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I respect Joel Embiid’s talent and greatness as a player, but this is a disgrace. This is after he kicked Hartenstein in the balls. You don’t see Jokic or Giannis doing this bc this isn’t how winners conduct themselves. Embiid is Draymond with a jumper, zero rings and more…
@Buckingham_Show you mean he ... he changed?? no way!! that doesn't happen!!
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Shocker and whatnot.
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Fucking legend did the bit on the podcast lmao.
How the fuck are these things legally on the road
We’re watching history in the making here to bear witness to the first man with zero (0) rizz
.@elonmusk gives multiple poses on the #BreakthroughPrize red carpet
@unusual_whales Nope he just failed at fixing the issue now wants more money.
This is more important than The Beatles on Ed Sullivan.
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Twitter is dumb but it’s kinda worth it for when people collectively rediscover something like Conan or Norm or 30 Rock. That part’s fun
Adding to the Conan Cannon here’s a remote with him and Hunter S. Thompson shooting guns and drinking whiskey
So much bitter squabbling over the Tonight Show but imo Late Night (for both Dave and Conan) is the real gold standard of the format. Telling that the only other thing to approach it was CBS’s version with Ferguson. “Prestige” is exactly what talk shows SHOULDN’T have
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