Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY
Novelist, playwright, essayist and screenwriter, whom the New York Times has called, “one of our pre-eminent humorists.” Illustration by Tom Bachtell paulrudnick.com New York, NY Joined September 2015-
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Authenticated photo of Kristi Noem asking, "There's a dead animal on my head? Did I shoot it? What are you talking about?"
Mike Johnson calls himself "the new Moses." At my seder he asked these 4 questions: "Am I your favorite gentile?" "Will you show me your pot of gold?" "Can I put mayonnaise on matzoh?" "When do we sing the dreidel song?"
"Duane, come get me. Kristi Noem's wandering around with a shotgun, Lauren Boebert grabbed my butt and Lara Trump just asked if I'm the senator from West Carolina. Marsha Blackburn's pouring rubbing alcohol into her latte and Marjorie Taylor Greene called me a socialist. Help!"
When standing next to the dog murdering Kristi Noem, Kari Lake: - Stopped barking - Frisked her for guns and Milk Bones - Offered her paw - Confided, "I once killed a bottle of whiskey" - Told her, "Lassie can be annoying" - Said, "You're like the daughter I left on the highway"
Uh-oh: Lara, the Dumbest Trump, has a rival. Lara said there are 81 states but Trump lawyer Alina Habba just referred to "the blue state of Manhattan." It's weird because both ladies were Geography majors at Trump University
Married Christian Kristi Noem shot her dog and had an adulterous affair with Corey Lewandowski. I'm not calling it a love triangle gone wrong, I'm just saying someone really wants her own episode of Dateline
In her new book Kristi Noem says she shot her dog because she "hated it." It's believed the dog had just asked her, "Are you going to a Halloween party as Kimberly Guilfoyle?"
After several cavalry horses got loose in London, damaging vehicles and property, the Prime Minister said, "It's similar to your Jeanine Pirro driving home with an open thermos and a straw"
All the SCOTUS Justices realize their authority, but the Repubs use it to punish women, LGBTQ people and the press, while rewarding their own political allies and spouses. What was that saying about absolute power...
Every question Brett Kavanaugh asks translates as, "But how would this effect a straight white guy who hates women but is really a super cool dude who was drunk at the time so he's still super cool and he needs to protect his bros?"
Steve Bannon called Lindsey Graham "a poisonous serpent." To which Lindsey replied, "And I'm a Dixie temptress, a verandah bandit, a Carolina strumpet, three miles of man trap, a Jezebel Without Borders and the senate's #1 hussified honeypot. And don't you forget it!"
After David Pecker testified that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was in on Trump's hush money scam, she was seen screaming at her $19,000 podium, "I paid you good money to shut the hell up"
When Tom Cotton was asked directly if he'd emerged from a spaceship intending to conquer our planet, he made beeping noises and said, "Silly earthlings, thinking you can question me. Josh Hawley, hand me my proton phaser"
Eric and Don Jr say they're vetting candidates for Trump's administration for "loyalty." So far they've picked: - Alex Murdaugh - Lara Trump's plastic surgeon - A guy who sold Don Jr cocaine in a Starbucks restroom - A cool poster of a Ninja Turtle from Eric's bedroom
A surprise witness at the NYC trial announced: "I am the beautiful seductress who lives in Mr. Trump's head and forces him to do wicked things. He's powerless before Kimberly, the Goddess Who Buys Her Outfits at Satan's Bridal&Prom 4 Less and Her Jewelry From Melania's Website"
Since Mike Johnson did a photo op at Columbia about anti-semitism, let's remember his insistence that America is "a Christian nation", that abortion should be banned without exceptions, and that all LGBTQ people should be jailed
Lauren Boebert's saying: "I'd like to handle your ballots" "I'm feeding the muskrat that lives on my head" "I'm not married at the moment" "Have you seen Beetlejuice?" "Guess where I'm hiding my gun" "I don't believe in abortion, gay rights or last names"
Lara, the Dumbest Trump, just announced the RNC is bringing election interference lawsuits in "81 states." She added, "Including West Missitucky, Upper Narnia, New Polyvinyl, South Oxyclean and my home state of Moronia"
On Fox Jesse Watters said it's "cruel" to force Trump to sit through his own trial because "He needs sunlight, exercise, action." Also: mulch, Lipitor, soap and water, Beano, better lies, photoshop, a tailor, a fake passport, Viagra gummies, and a puzzle book for ages 4-8
George Santos has ended his indie campaign for Congress. Because: - His Mom died again - His imaginary husband left him for Tim Scott's Christian girlfriend - He's starring in the next revival of Cabaret - "My sweaters need me more" - Got tenure at Harvard and Hogwarts
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That has always been my definition of a hero. The man’s a warrior.
Jeanine: He goes to a Kentucky Fried Chicken or Chick-fil-A. They cheer him. This man is a hero
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When I was about 9 years old I wrote Carol Burnett a fan letter, and not yet fully understanding the concept of fandom I wrote: Dear Carol, I love you, you are my biggest fan. Sincerely, Jamie DuMont And she wrote back: Dear Jamie, You are correct. Love, Carol
“Mary Jane”: What an immaculate production, in the best sense. Staggering.
On one of the older subway trains, we only gradually passed another older train, riding parallel with it as a saxophonist began to play in the middle of our car. It was like being transported, for a rhythmic little bit, into a more relaxing past.
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What an excellent novel: "Farrell Covington and the Limits of Style" by Paul Rudnick. Awesome writing, wonderful story, AND hilarious. Cannot recommend enough.
If only alienating everybody who has an influence over your career could be considered a skill
Happy 84th birthday to Al Pacino, one of our greatest actors. And a reminder that my close personal friend Glenn Kenny's THE WORLD IS YOURS: THE STORY OF SCARFACE will be out on May 7, and it's going to be a must-read! amazon.com/World-Yours-St…
"This meticulous examination of 'Scarface 'is a wildly enjoyable ride..." Kirkus Reviews "Readers will be spellbound" — Publisher's Weekly "Riveting" — Library Journal "Comprehensive" — Booklist Preorder "The World Is Yours: The Story of 'Scarface'" here: amazon.com/World-Yours-St…
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some of us have been Cole Escola stans from the BEGINNING anyways thank you @julieklausner for this perfect show 🫡
@PaulRudnickNY Paul, hid bless you and your ability to make me laugh out loud…I needed it today❤️
Said it before, will say it again. I want every fake elector from all seven states to face every penalty and pay the highest price possible for their efforts in trying to overturn the 2020 election. No sympathy, no immunity. Lock them up, or fine them into oblivion.
RIP Helen Vendler, one of the greatest critics of our time. I learned so much from her over many years of reading her long and profound essays on #poetry in @NewYorker; every one was an education.
Since my disastrous journey on the world's biggest cruise ship for @TheAtlantic the literary community has come together to help me heal. As a reward, on the sub that stacks (link in bio) I give you more photos and whiny commentary, including a peek inside my shitty cabin!
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Pennsylvania, today is your presidential primary. There’s too much at stake to sit this one out. Let’s bring it home: IWillVote.com.
Wow! What a record!! Thank you, Mr. President. 🇺🇸 @POTUS
When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.