Nathan Monk @fathernathan
Husband. Father. Author. Activist. Ex-priest. Current heretic. Author of Chasing the Mouse available on Amazon https://t.co/VIVcjaheYz facebook.com/FatherNathan Pensacola, FL Joined April 2009-
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Y'all ever noticed the elders gave the generations after them the names X, Y, and Z like it was a countdown to doomsday or something lol *looks around at everything* oh
Last year, @BodyForWife shared this tweet and we joked about signing each others books. Now, it is common for folks to bring copies of his books to my signings and vise versa. So this @StephenKing legend may just be a myth, but it has started a very fun tradition.
Last year, @BodyForWife shared this tweet and we joked about signing each others books. Now, it is common for folks to bring copies of his books to my signings and vise versa. So this @StephenKing legend may just be a myth, but it has started a very fun tradition. https://t.co/y2Ye2KRcJT
Them: you can’t keep bringing up old arguments all the time. That’s petty! Me:
Bible Thumper: you’re going to Hell! Me: good! Because this heat is killing me and I could use somewhere a bit cooler.
Today is the feast day of Mary Magdalene and so I would like to take this moment to remind y’all that she was not a prostitute. That was a lie perpetuated by the Catholic Church. She was an independently wealthy woman who funded Jesus’ entire ministry. She was his sugar mama.
Fans while I’m promoting my tour: okay! We get it, you’re going on tour, shut up already. Post memes or something, daddy. Fans after my tour is over: wait! I never even saw a single post, not even once, about you going on tour! The Al Gore Rhythm: teehee
Random commenter online: wow, you really are a sh+t show on the internet. Me: *leaning into the microphone* I’m heading out on tour in a week so you should come see me be a sh+t show off of the internet. My marketing team: 🤦♀️
So after getting all hopped up on Samuel Adams lager, shooting off some rockets, and then sending a breakup text to Georgie, do you think the Founding Daddies woke up on the 5th and were like, “whoopsie poopsie!”
I was absolutely terrified about announcing my tour. My self doubt and imposter syndrome were running on overdrive. However, as of a few moments ago. I just sold out my first show. So thank you Raleigh for all of the love! I’m so excited to see everyone soon!
Them: when has JK Rowling ever invalidated the trans community JK Rowling:
Them: when has JK Rowling ever invalidated the trans community JK Rowling:
'Cis' is ideological language, signifying belief in the unfalsifiable concept of gender identity. You have a perfect right to believe in unprovable essences that may or may not match the sexed body, but the rest of us have a right to disagree, and to refuse to adopt your jargon.
Sure wish y’all had gotten this worked up when someone else couldn’t breath.
Friend: explain what you mean by post capitalist hellscape Me:
This pride month I hope you have as much sex as the conservatives think you are having.
Happy Pride to all of the historical roommates, best friends, and Roman competitive wrestlers.
Whenever Trump supporters jump to his defense with, “Yeah, well, Biden and Hillary have done bad things too!” Me:
Friend: did you hear that scientists found a crocodile who had a virgin birth? *my brain immediately*
I hope the first person Pat Robertson sees in Heaven is Marsha P. Johnson putting up the Pride decorations on the Pearly Gates.
RevDaniel @RevDaniel
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David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111
1.2M Followers 3K Following President- Leaders We Deserve. A March For Our Lives founder and board member. Text JOIN to 954-954. [email protected]@fathernathan @StephenKing At a book signing last year someone brought in a Dean Koontz book for me to sign, and I did.
News to me--never heard of it.
@StephenKing did this happen?? 🤣🤣
1) If you get a chance definitely catch @fathernathan’s show. 2) This was such a fun night!
It was fun seeing @fathernathan's show in Nashville with friends.
Every gen-x’r is having ptsd right now. @fathernathan
@fathernathan @MNightShyamalan @StephenKing Ooooh, what perfect timing though! 😂 I do hope you have seen the ending by now, and that you're feeling better shortly.
@fathernathan I officiated my first wedding today for a good friend. Following you helped me overcome my Recovering Catholic guilt which prevented me from getting ordained bc women can't do anything. Thank you!!
@fathernathan I put the text of your tweet into midjourney and got this back 🤠💅
You can only keep 3 Makeup, coffee, equality, home deliveries, social media, central heating, therapy, alcohol.
In honor of me completing my novel draft and switching gears to hardcore dissertation writing, here are two of my favorite editor’s notes from the last draft of the book: (Ignore my filthy screen I was working outside in the elements)
@fathernathan @SpryOld It’s already happened in Missouri Laws regarding covering arms and covering elsewhere
@fathernathan Aren't they already trying to enforce "gender appropriate attire" in some state capitols?
@fathernathan They're coming for everyone who isn't white, Christian, conservative, straight, and male. If you don't check off all those boxes, YOU'RE the end game.
And if you’re noticing an uptick in the frequency of my tweets suspiciously coinciding with when I’m supposed to be doing edits SHUT UP NO YOU DON’T.
Once again, @fathernathan is a national treasure 💀
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