Fauxlosopher @fauxfilosopher
I like movies, the occasional bit of philosophy and ranting about whatever is going on in my life at the moment. I make good tweets rarely. Joined June 2020-
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First may day as a student tomorrow. Shit is gonna get certifiably insane and I can finally wear my student hat + overalls.
Never try to play alias with a group of philosophers, worst mistake of my life
Was at the club again yesterday, different company but worse music, not as fun. We met some fellow students on the dancefloor and I think a woman maybe tried to grind on me at one point? It was quite ambiguous as we were wearing bulky overalls but she def knew I was dancing there
I was getting up so insane in the club yesterday that I ignored a girl who I think was trying to get close to me lol. I came there to dance and dance I did, no distractions allowed.
Got a long form comment on my review of civil war by someone who said it was great and gave them a new perspective on the movie. Hell yeah.
I went in expecting to hate it but ended up loving civil war. What a picture. I think you need to be not american to appreciate this in the way it deserves. Garland deconstructs the myth of the hero journalist masterfully.
I've had the flu for a good five days now and every time the point when you feel like it's never getting better it starts getting a little better. Feels so good to wake up feeling healthier than yesterday. Work tomorrow so that might suck but at least I don't lose the money.
My sister is a serious swiftie and is now hyping up the deat poet's department in the family group chat. Why is she like this.
I think it's hard to overstate how much damage this article did to the internet's understanding of climate change.
I think it's hard to overstate how much damage this article did to the internet's understanding of climate change. https://t.co/dcBwQe9mWW
Booked a ticket for civil war in IMAX next thursday, great seat because it's a discounted day. Have a feeling it's gonna be shit but I'll at least give it a fair shot.
Has anyone seen La Chimera, is it good? Trying to decide between going to see it vs civil war in IMAX
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the answer is simple: this cat is an ass hole
Someone put a camera on their cat’s collar. Tell me why this cat does nothing but actively search for other cats to beef with?
Remember the six month period on here when leftist twitter had to pretend that him dressing like your unemployed uncle all the time was cool and good and possibly a revolutionary act
A really basic but important rule in life: if your partner makes the effort to dress up for an event, you should too. This is so annoying to look at.
@AnonymousLeftie The Irish are convinced they’re special
@AnonymousLeftie Ireland is to some leftists what Japan is to based weeb tradcons.
@PresidentXavi it was common throughout Europe
No way Irish people actually believe this
@SaeedDiCaprio Ireland is the only European country to be a victim of colonialism and people are surprised when Irish people choose the side of the people being colonized
@constans They got rid of those buildings like it was a fire sale
Wow, I can’t imagine why *DRESDEN, GERMANY* got rid of its beautiful traditional architecture…
@Srirachachau Thank god it wasn’t 30-50 hot dog vendors
@Srirachachau Need an AR-15 at Coachella to defend myself from the 30-40 wild hotdog vendors
@staticbluebat Paul literally can't stop making up new melodies, he's like a conduit
@OilyWhisper68 @staticbluebat John being known as the “wife beater” is insane when you hear what Ringo did
People calling Paul a bad writer when he is like a pop music Mozart
my favorite aspect of the anti 15-minute-city freaks is they seem to think you’ll be locked into a 15 minute radius and be executed if you leave that zone
When arguing with a 15 minute city advocate, ask them “What happens if I get the opportunity of a lifetime…my dream job, 30 minutes away by car?” The mental gymnastics that ensue demonstrate how you just can’t plan and control something as complex as human society.
@MattZeitlin Conservatives are never experts on any subject, and they reject the opinions of those who are. Since when do they value someone who puts in work? Conservatives only want the person who yells the loudest, not the one who knows what he’s talking about
@MattZeitlin Conservativism is based on an image of the past that did not exist, rather that they wish existed. This is why half their history posts are just old marketing material and not real photos lol
@MattZeitlin American conservatives are so broken they can't produce anything but grifters. Its all just scams.
@tar_xvzf @JamesTCarterII @MattZeitlin Nah he's right about that too