champagne toastalist @fiddleleafib

future milkshake duck // peaked at 18 Mississippi Joined September 2009

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microplastics revelator @DiabolicalSpuds

9 months ago

Guy anxiously looking down at the Neil Gaiman tattoo he got to cover up his Harry Potter tattoo

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pasta thots🇵🇸 @muppetspice

9 months ago

today I learned about a southern tradition in the most embarrassing way

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Subsistence Content Farmer @prncessdianavar

9 months ago

(explaining empathy to an american) imagine a kia sorento has a person in it

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Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d

10 months ago

I've just been informed that "bricked up" does not mean constipated. okay

Keys @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d

10 months ago

I've just been informed that "bricked up" does not mean constipated. okay https://t.co/1aWGWHOOme

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Eric Sammons @EricRSammons

10 months ago

you gotta be kidding me https://t.co/Gnglg55KFu

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Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT

10 months ago

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Purple FTW! Podcast @PurpleForTheWin

10 months ago

YES. JJ McCarthy is the future. But drives like the ones Sam Darnold led at the end are EXACTLY what you want from a franchise QB.

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Thomas Sullivan @Yfz84

10 months ago

join this prayer circle #HoF 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Harrison Smith 🕯 🕯 Pick 6 vs Kirko 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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The Vikings are now tied for the most Joneses in the NFL: 🏈 Aaron Jones 🏈 Daniel Jones 🏈 Jeshaun Jones 🏈 Patrick Jones II 🏈 Daronte Jones (Coach) The Cardinals, who the Vikings play this weekend, have 5 Joneses. There will be 10 Joneses associated with Vikings-Cardinals.

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Rod @rodimusprime

10 months ago

1. The Beat, Hoe

OJ The MC of the DMV @OJ_PurpleStuff

10 months ago

1. The Beat, Hoe

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Zach Schonfeld @zzzzaaaacccchhh

10 months ago

hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost and I've decided to initiate legal action against Universal Music Group (UMG) and Spotify.

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Drew Comments @sjs856

10 months ago

She got the 3rd most votes all time in the history of US Presidential elections off 3 months of work. She has a mandate to run again if she chooses. The country will be crawling back to her and in economic ruin. I’ll gladly support her, but I don’t envy the mess she’ll inherit.