Dan Fix @fix_dan

@BrandonFalco121 Never expected that Texas would vote for a person with integrity if they were Democrat. Totally expected that they would vote for the most flawed candidate ever because the GOP has no morals.

@WhiteHouse *Actual number of people that have called to apologize ZERO

@tedcruz Sure, yeah absolutely. Still Lyin Ted.

This might be the funniest commercial I've seen in a very long time. Its for the jewelry section of JC Penny's and it is priceless. They really sunk some money into it. I guess they do good sales there. I know that im buying my very special lady's ring at a better known jewelry store than JC's 🤣🤣🤣💍

@SenThomTillis How his nomination was confirmed is beyond me.

There are two types of dogs in the world illustrated perfectly in this video! 😂

@TomCottonAR You should watch Senator Booker’s comments on loop for a while. He’s correct and you’re wrong. Remember the video of you running for your life on J6?

@HawleyMO If a presidential candidate breaks the law in his previous administration (which he did) he should be charged with a crime. He got away with it from friendly judges and by running out the clock. You know as well as anyone that he was guilty!

The return of Ceddanne!

We went on a run, and it was sick.

@Wendy1u17 No self service in 1954 or bell bottoms

@Macy__0 Red Bull, orange juice and the mastercard

Yup. Trump is asking you to….

The J6 rioter Trenis Evan’s who took shots of Fireball in Nancy Pelosi’s office & was pardoned by Trump met with the DOJ & Todd Blanche in his office because he now runs an Organization whose mission is to get compensation for the J6 rioters & it’s likely checks will be written.

The @HouseGOP’s big accomplishments so far in power: ✅Pretend to rename the Gulf of Mexico ✅Pretend to rename Lake Ontario ✅Pretend to rename the Kennedy Center ✅Introduced a bill to put Trump on Mt. Rushmore ✅Introduced a bill to make Trump’s birthday a national holiday ✅Introduced a bill to put Trump on the $100 bill ✅Introduced a bill to name the DC Metro the Trump Train ✅Introduced a bill to name Dulles airport after Trump ❌Made America more affordable

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White

@musicalvagabond Shakedown Gabriel Some Girls

@SenThomTillis Who cares about that after you voted for Blanche, you didn’t do the right thing,AGAIN. We had hoped that you would have gone out with some moral clarity.

@GaryPetersonUSA British uniform surrounded with confederate soldiers, checks out.

@SenThomTillis Blanch authored it! Not only is the “fund” disgusting but the worst part is immunity for Trump and his family! He should never get confirmation!