Francesca Pendola @fpendola
Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. Joined October 2009-
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Apparently, fancy theaters play jazz while you wait for your movie to start. Apparently, jazz sounds… instagram.com/p/xc8XsHrMnv/
Left the gun, took the stereotype. @ The Mattresses instagram.com/p/vw1r4drMlV/
A scene from my morning entitled "Praying Mantis, Freaked Out White Girl." instagram.com/p/tBIR50rMse/
When the WiFi is down, Creatives must forage for internet. See them now in their natural habitat.… instagram.com/p/s-g8_WrMl2/
A real time account of mkristina1 torturing me with Peruvian delicacies. She is a monster. instagram.com/p/s5xUk6LMlt/
#tbt To what I walked into on my whiteboard this morning. It's SUCH a flatterer. instagram.com/p/r96b3WrMlH/
Today was a bit of a mixed bag for Snowden. instagram.com/p/raTjIbLMlm/
Local woman buys home goods, remains unfit for adulthood instagram.com/p/quKcwirMjC/
I have to stop wearing shirts with words on them. All they do is make people think it's ok to talk to me.
My version of the license plate game is when I try to figure out what the fuck you were thinking when you got that vanity license plate.
There's always a clear winner when two women share a dessert: The one who's first to say, "You can have the rest."
Some girl just said, "Those YOLO bracelets were awesome" and now my life is ruined.
My father is reading People Magazine. I can't feel my face. #nofilter #blessed instagram.com/p/qZdKy_LMig/
I have a recurring nightmare, and it's Paul Giamatti.
Somebody order a gaggle of douches? @ The Integer Group instagram.com/p/qM9rrtrMhV/
I only go to the nail salon to see girls get wasted on white wine and talk about if their boyfriends are "invested in this relationship".
I think I just got burned by @Grooveshark.
Why are women incapable of keeping water IN THE SINK in public bathrooms? Seriously, it's like someone just shot a face wash commercial.
So, just so we're clear, chair makers of the world: You put together some wood, stuffing and fabric, and $500 later I have a place to sit?
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