aka Meat Fork @fscott24

Omnivore, father, lover of San Francisco Giants, Stanford football, David Bowie, 🌮 & 🇵🇹 Joined August 2008

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11 hours ago

The gift that keeps on giving: commercial division Great to see the ATT add with @joekjoek back in rotation.

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a day ago

ADAM THE ANTS ARE THE CURE, but more focused on sexy times and pleasure than ennui and subtext I may delete this, as I confused and under the influence of #AntMusic

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2 days ago

Sitting in the back for @dave_wakeling - awaiting next show at @GuildTheatre

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2 days ago

Strawberry Stand IQ Test: What does this sign mean?

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Strawberry Confidential: Cust: Do you another flat? These one has a blemish. Me: The flats are stacked and some are like that. C: I need perfect berries, these are for my granddaughter. Me: Your granddaughter must really appreciate Harry & David Cust: 🧐

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2 days ago

"Three tickets for CHALLENGERS please."

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2 days ago

All the mock drafts had me going in rounds 3-4, yet here I sit as an UDFA - again ☹️

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2 days ago

Wordle 1,044 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 We do not sell these at the strawberry stand

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steven monacelli @stevanzetti

3 days ago

Aidan Khamis @khamis_ac

3 days ago

https://t.co/9uvSNndUmB

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3 days ago

Strawberry Confidential: Cust: Do you have cherries? Me: Oh crap, did someone put the "CHERRIES" sign up? C: No. Me: Oh good. When we have cherries then the big sign will be posted. C: So, no cherries now? Me: No, maybe in 4 weeks. When you see the sign, we have them

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3 days ago

In these troubling times, we need The Clash more than ever.

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine

3 days ago

Every dog with Republican owners today.

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Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter

3 days ago

California, your strawberries are so ridiculous

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3 days ago

Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie (wooo hoooo)

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3 days ago

Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie (wooo hoooo)

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3 days ago

It's a full-on Clash Saturday at the strawberry stand #StrawberryTunes

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers

3 days ago

Kristi Noem's choices:

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3 days ago

Catchers - can't live with them, can't live without them

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3 days ago

Reminiscent of the 1-2-3 Rod Beck double play to end the top of 12th on 09/18/1997 #BrianJohnson

SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants

3 days ago

Reminiscent of the 1-2-3 Rod Beck double play to end the top of 12th on 09/18/1997 #BrianJohnson

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4 days ago

You had me at "Meat Carnival" #Meatfork

San Francisco Chronicle @sfchronicle

4 days ago

You had me at "Meat Carnival" #Meatfork

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5 days ago

Sitting in a Zoom PTA meeting which is being run by the CAPTA leadership. Seems that the "current" PTA president and secretary were not PTA members in good standing. Seen some messed up stuff before, but this takes the cake.