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I actually really love it when my rented house, borrowed car, and physical form all shit the bed on the same day
If Trump were president right now liberals would be, at least performatively, far more concerned for the wellbeing and safety of protestors on college campuses because it would be extremely politically convenient for them.
I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:
fry street fair is the funniest possible thing to have a strong opinion on because either way, you look like a loser. either you’re mad about an “appropriation” that no one cares about, or you’re celebrating a “comeback” full of boring blues rock bands that nobody attended
call me by your name for breakfast bones and all for lunch and challengers for dinner
hey if you’re sick of silly little joke letterboxd reviews you can always read my overlong, fussed-over reviews, like this one for challengers: boxd.it/6mMI9X
hey if you’re sick of silly little joke letterboxd reviews you can always read my overlong, fussed-over reviews, like this one for challengers: boxd.it/6mMI9X https://t.co/UVSwDyNsI3
“APD we don’t want your shit!” Toilets at the Brooklyn Marriott hosting an Atlanta Police hiring event this weekend have been clogged with cement, “shrimp on the side.” The venue was wheatpasted last night, with crickets & fire alarm pulled yesterday.
“APD we don’t want your shit!” Toilets at the Brooklyn Marriott hosting an Atlanta Police hiring event this weekend have been clogged with cement, “shrimp on the side.” The venue was wheatpasted last night, with crickets & fire alarm pulled yesterday. https://t.co/qNdgMPLaXY
in deep ellum, just witnessed a man in a car drive up onto the sidewalk trying to run down anyone he could before (thankfully) crashing into a tree. no one was hurt but, damn, y’all be fucking careful out here in dallas
we all remember where we were
People misinterpret what we mean when we say we want more sexy movies & think we mean we want more sex in movies. Nope - Challengers proves that a movie can be supremely sexy without having any real sex in it. Foreplay & two sexy people lusting for each other is often sexier!
can you guys support journalism and read reviews from film critics on websites that pay them to do so for their job and shut the hell up whining about how we conduct ourselves for free on fucking letterboxd
can you guys support journalism and read reviews from film critics on websites that pay them to do so for their job and shut the hell up whining about how we conduct ourselves for free on fucking letterboxd
Governor Abbott said the quiet part OUT LOUD. They weren't rioters. They weren't attackers. They weren't terrorists. ... just PROTESTORS. People he didn't agree with. So, he used militarized police. To crush people he didn't like. This is what fascism actually looks like.
i love how employers seeking out “passionate people” is really just code for “we’re going to overwork and underpay you so you better have some other motivation to be here!”
The final act of Challengers is what million dollar blockbusters try to accomplish with the biggest fight scene imaginable yet it’s just the most incredible tennis match you’ve ever seen in your entire life
anyone in the denton area hiring for more than $15/hr?
the real electoral politics hot take: it doesn’t matter who you vote for. left vs right, parties = all obfuscation. it’s the ruling plutocratic class against everyone else. it doesn’t matter who’s sitting in the oval office, because all wealth and power share the same objective
the real electoral politics hot take: it doesn’t matter who you vote for. left vs right, parties = all obfuscation. it’s the ruling plutocratic class against everyone else. it doesn’t matter who’s sitting in the oval office, because all wealth and power share the same objective
Now more than ever, we see why the humanities matter. You aren’t going to get the critical analysis of institutions when everything is STEM.
The sacrifices of these students is a powerful riposte to the careerism that grips so many faculty, to say nothing of the genuine complicity (in genocide, no less) and monumental cowardice of university administrators.
The sacrifices of these students is a powerful riposte to the careerism that grips so many faculty, to say nothing of the genuine complicity (in genocide, no less) and monumental cowardice of university administrators.
From the university to the police to the politicians it’s quite powerful, frightening, and galvanizing to see how much the state will quake and tantrum cause the people saying FREE PALESTINE won’t be quiet.
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
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Hulu did not renew the option for Mexican Gothic: so no show will be made. I appreciate the hard work of everyone in trying to bring it to the screen. Hopefully it gets adapted in the future. In the meantime,THE SEVENTH VEIL OF SALOME is out August. Preorder and keep me writing!
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If Trump were president right now liberals would be, at least performatively, far more concerned for the wellbeing and safety of protestors on college campuses because it would be extremely politically convenient for them.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus seemed to be not PC and hilarious just fine.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I almost dropped this nuclear take on the endgame anniversary—but I rewatched the portal scene while it was going round again and it's just the most fuckin boring moment imaginable to culminate a decade of "appointment viewing" it's toys on a shelf! 10 years for toys on a shelf!
The Russo Brothers Blame Marvel's Struggles on the Kids, Not the Output dlvr.it/T69jQR
@Variety There isn’t a single episode of Seinfeld that comes close to being as offensive as the least offensive episode of Always Sunny
Imagine how embarrassing this take would be if the other creator of Seinfeld had made one of the funniest shows of all-time that had no worry about offending people and ended this literal month.
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE if you're going to a protest where you expect to get arrested it's extremely important to have arrest training. this thread will not be as useful as a proper training, but i can offer a few tips:
I know we laugh these off but this is not ok. We cannot live like this. We can’t make this seem normal to our children. All of our hours afterwork just physically and mentally resting and prepping to be ready… for work. Until we die. Please unionize. End capitalism. 4hr day now.
the way those mens’ legs looked in CHALLENGERS… I almost started barking
For me the ultimate serve of CHALLENGERS is how it completely shifted gay conversation on + offline away from whether a Taylor Swift album is good or bad weeks earlier than would have been the case otherwise. Thank u love, thank u life, thank you Luca G
Student protesters were right about segregation in the early '60s, right about Vietnam in the late '60s, right about apartheid in the '80s, right about Iraq in 2003, and right about wealth inequality in 2011. Seems generally bad to side against student movements.
Emerald Fennel tried so hard to make the classic erotic thriller film nerds had been begging for for years only to be outdone by a fucking sports movie lol
“All of Us Strangers” might be number one of the year.
I had work in the afternoon, so I saw “All Of Us Strangers” first thing in the morning. Only four people appear, but it was a good movie. I felt like I couldn't bring myself back to the real world for a while after. I somehow managed to make it to the office while listening to…
Real love is about finding compromise
Not my 6 year old taking the best picture of me (he picked the flower behind my ear, he picks on for me every day we play outside) (kids fucking rule omg)
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