brb @funandnormal
just chilling in cedar rapids Joined October 2018-
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i need to buy a keyboard or maybe an entire laptop just for my cat to lie on while i use the actual one. he's an absolute menace
this is so sick. i kind of prefer this version, the lead vocals are clearer and less processed/compressed youtube.com/watch?v=eakvpN…
in terms of a show "hitting its stride" season 3 of mad men is like 10000 miles above everything else. and it was already really good!
the disrespect for pau and odom is insane. ridiculous
the disrespect for pau and odom is insane. ridiculous
This is an insane claim to make
ok now this is epic
didnt realise this has a game of thrones person in it.. unfortunately it will probably suck. kind of a madden curse situation
didnt realise this has a game of thrones person in it.. unfortunately it will probably suck. kind of a madden curse situation
"do you want to help me steal an asteroid?" ("for all mankind," s4 e7, "crossing the line" 2023)
The Dodgers have sent 42 players to the plate tonight, and haven't struck out once, walking eight times. They lead the D-backs 8-4 in the 9th.
“In America we love beer, baseball, and dogs. It’s bipartisan.” thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-ki…
“Let’s throw a probe out to Jupiter, so Jupiter can throw it into the sun, so the sun can throw it outwards so fast that it can catch up to oumuamua” Easily an S-Teir mission
i feel like there didn't use to be all these dogs with fucking human eyes running around when i was a kid. like they just invented that in the last ten years right
the computer they used to generate this image
the computer they used to generate this image https://t.co/7ENKoS3UuB
i went to school in the square..lived in the square.. 80% of the good food is in the square.. CHINATOWN is in the square.. you’re weak. you’re ngmi if you cant handle the square. just dont gallivant around like, four specific blocks in the tenderloin after dark and you’ll be FINE
i went to school in the square..lived in the square.. 80% of the good food is in the square.. CHINATOWN is in the square.. you’re weak. you’re ngmi if you cant handle the square. just dont gallivant around like, four specific blocks in the tenderloin after dark and you’ll be FINE
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
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Stolen Dune @StolenDans
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Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
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DΔΠTE @steelydante
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robert franco, wander.. @responsiblerob
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😶🌫️😮.. @EasilyThrownImp
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brianna @justbrizigs
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Goose AKA Magic Fowl,.. @goosejackson1
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Richard G. Arage @rickgarage
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catrathustra 🏳️�.. @catrathustra
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UChicagbro @uchicagbro
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Warren Commission Tes.. @conzmoleman
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skylar @skylar_highlar
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alana @endlessfebruary
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Alex McReply @AlexSomethingX
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Hunter📈🌈 @StatisticUrban
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Lisa Pinzone @LisaPinzo
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Jemima Yurkovich @YurkoviJem
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the ben keeps the flo.. @limitlessjest
33K Followers 1K Following Television writer (Hunting Wives STARZ), Native American Media Alliance Fellow, CRIMEWATCHERS podcast, New Yorker Humor. Turtle Mtn. Band of Chippewa, Tsimshian
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
Stolen Dune @StolenDans
6K Followers 2K Following certified poster, dylan fanatic, amateur historian, occasional writer and producer. 🧍 writing: https://t.co/kt8b2Z8diZ alt: @legaldans
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji
19K Followers 4K Following #1 dad / kids book author / fighting naturalist / hard to kill 🇮🇷 venmo @JustinBoldaji will art for money
DΔΠTE @steelydante
8K Followers 2K Following i don't read books, i prefer good literary criticism | he/they/she | @paul_posts
robert franco, wander.. @responsiblerob
18K Followers 2K Following a humble ronin who is on the demon way in hell.
brianna @justbrizigs
17K Followers 880 Following writing on film and pop culture, being important • often seen at @PasteMagazine and elsewhere • https://t.co/wolC4AJz0T
Valondar @VK_HM
5K Followers 5K Following Podcaster for @FlyingPodcastle. valondar on steam, Kegg on TrekBBS, Eternalykegg on Reddit. TI Forum Admin. @StarTrekFilms @lemonwensday
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat
7K Followers 4K Following I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
Brandon 🚷 @bnowalk
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snoopy!!! @snoopyfanbase
13K Followers 84 Following || daily snoopy images & woodstock wednesdays!! || #snoopylover4lyfe || she/her || 🤍🖤 ||
Gersh Kuntzman @GershKuntzman
20K Followers 386 Following Quibble all you want, but I've been doing this for a long time. Editor @streetsblognyc (priors at NYPost and News). Not a company man. #LGM
Baseball Fight Club @mlbfights
114K Followers 7 Following Don’t talk about baseball fight club • @verymlb
Every The Sopranos Sh.. @SopranosShot
23K Followers 599 Following Posting every fifteen minutes. Current episode: 'Army of One' - (Aired: May 20, 2001)
Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama
22K Followers 779 Following @DodgersDigest @IBWAA | "A highly rational Internet troll." - Los Angeles Times
zae @itszaeok
196K Followers 912 Following another day another slay. business email: [email protected] | he/they
kai @kaixan2k
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ben @as_someone_who
9K Followers 861 Following (this is my old previously banned account I’m locked out of the big one bc I don’t remember the email or password)
elijah's final semest.. @EdwardVersaii
4K Followers 2K Following ✞ • Michigander • Free Methodist CMC • Holy Leftist • Seminarian (allegedly) • Celibate • in flux • like my pinned if ur visiting • follow me @personhoodlives
James Medlock @jdcmedlock
102K Followers 2K Following Tax enthusiast. Hyperinflation doubter. Soc dem in the streets, market socialist in the sheets. 🧦🏗️
Dreadnought Holiday @TheDreadShips
26K Followers 404 Following Worse things happen at sea. Repeatedly. Emergency lifeboat and muster station @[email protected]
Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia
34K Followers 21K Following Señor DC scribe @independent. @msnbc columnist. Author: We're Not Broken. @dailytarheel forever. Occasional six-stringer. He/Him. [email protected].
US Postal Inspection .. @USPISpressroom
21K Followers 1K Following We protect the U.S. mail. To report mail crime, visit https://t.co/vPfhvU6xqR. For emergencies, call 911. Social guidelines: https://t.co/p3nm39vCFy
Kenzi @kenzibishara
3K Followers 2K Following Here for the occasional tweet about hoop, political economy n whateva else | PhD student in Critical Psychology/Africana Studies @gc_cuny | AΦΑ
Joey Politano 🏳️.. @JosephPolitano
64K Followers 1K Following Writing a data-driven newsletter about economics @ https://t.co/IanQ9oPoPi | Nuance? In this economy? | he/him | Bi/pan
Hunter📈🌈 @StatisticUrban
15K Followers 4K Following Data scientist │ MS in CS, stats, biochemistry │ Current Econ MS student │ 🇺🇸🇩🇪🇬🇧 Policy-centered tweets about tech, bio, urbanism, economics, & politics
Will Forte @OrvilleIV
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The Met: Medieval Art @met_medievalart
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Denver Public Library @denverlibrary
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jane moon 🇵🇸 @janem00n
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Warren Commission Tes.. @conzmoleman
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Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs
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Future Adam Curtis B-.. @adamcurtisbroll
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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Chris @groovy_boat
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💋🐇nu metal❤�.. @bijibiji2023
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Chris Stedman @ChrisDStedman
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Drake has hits but at the end of the day he’s just a guy you can’t respect
rt 🔒
Hey Columbia protesters! If you’re so proud of what you’re doing, why are you covering your faces?
You know what's about to go down on Sixers upset Tuesday.
You quite famously relied on sources to push for the invasion of Iraq that refused to identify themselves publicly. You went to jail for it.
Hey Columbia protesters! If you’re so proud of what you’re doing, why are you covering your faces?
I would use my powers as a hot celebrity to advocate for more computer games where you can fly a plane
you wake up as Madison Beer, what’s the first thing you’re doing ?
@funandnormal I remember @bnowalk once calling S3 “a cathedral” and I think about it all the time.
“prestige tv” dug its own grave because so many writers forgot the number one rule, which is that the best dramas are actually quite funny
I'd like to think that Jerry Seinfeld has been stewing over that Larry King interview for like 10 years, that's all he's ever been referring to
Brian Cox says he thinks the Bible is “one of the worst books ever”: “It’s Adam and Eve, I mean the propaganda goes right the way back — the Bible is one of the worst books ever, for me, from my point of view. Because it starts with the idea that… out of Adam’s rib, this woman…
He yelled at me to stop pretending to be in china for no reason
Beautiful perfect specimen for reality tv. One of the greatest of all time. A supremely dumb evil man who knows he’s dumb. I love him so much
Jax being interviewed at the White House correspondents dinner is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Wait for the end
This is an insane claim to make
@BaseballQuotes1 Alternate headline : Elly De La Cruz commits an error
Elly De La Cruz threw this ball 106.9 miles per hour 😯
Enough of the landlord hate! I help people - I give families a place to live and if they can’t pay rent, it’s their lesson to learn when I evict them. It’s how life works!
@ethernethottie @DerekAdler12 @ianimal69 @stillthat1guy @tsbellabates also hes a landlord
Me trying to hit
Brian Cox says that society should move towards a matriarchy: “We haven’t given enough scope to the matriarchy. And I think we need to move matriarchally, we have to go more towards a matriarchy because the mothering thing is the thing which is the real conditioning of our…
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