gary georgevich @garygeorgevich
Comic / Writer / Humor Report rigamarolebygeorge.blogspot.com Michigan, USA Joined August 2011-
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smoke stove stab - strangle stress sob - puppy prom plume - must be time for #dateline
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Same size bag, fewer chips. I promise same size bag, bigger chips. And your tickets to see #HarryStyles will be printed with all total fees included. #SOTU
I'm a capitalist, but let's everybody pay 99% taxes. #SOTU
To reduce the student loan burden, I'm going to lower the price of basic textbook to $475. #SoTU
If #Biden quotes lyrics from a #TaylorSwift song I'm going to win a $500 parlay! #SOTU
Unions built the middle class. We have great zoos! Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day! Paper bags and winos. #Sotu
We're going to have a soft landing. And soft serve ice cream. #SOTU
Remember the hoarding of toilet paper. Yes, toilet paper. Hoarded. Shameful. #SOTU
The guy in the horned headdress failed, yes failed, to overthrow democracy. #SOTU
Pro tip: When you take the podium, don't bring it outside and run down the street with it. #SOTU
#TaylorSwift is heading back to Japan because she forgot her hair dryer. @absrdNEWS
He was a hopeless romantic, with a hankering for making technically advanced explosives. #Dateline
Not a great idea to pitch a movie idea about an assassin during an interview. #Dateline
I don't know what chemicals are in my garage. And I'm not sure why I'm quoting Carol King. I make rockets! #Dateline
Smiling. Spa. Smoke. Lovers. Lashes. Limbs. Damage. Debris. Dash Cam. Bombing. Bunny. Body Parts. Must be time for #Dateline
Fonzie. Canoodling on the floor. We have a suspect. #Dateline
I was doing dishes for a couple of hours. I had just thrown a dinner party for cast of Les Mis. #Dateline
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