Geekdom2018 @geekdom2018

I am a fan of all Marvel, DC, Star wars, star trek. I'm so important, they made a movie of my life! #49erFaithful #49ers California, USA Joined April 2016

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Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey

8 years ago

Let’s put a bunch of extra forks out to confuse the stupid people. -fancy restaurants

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dire wolf @ADDiane

8 years ago

Today is my brother's birthday (4/22). He died in a car wreck December 1, 2016. I want everyone to know that he existed and he was awesome. Love you Chris.

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SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama

8 years ago

Dated a guy that was a professional bowler and I have to be honest, I'm embarrassed to type this right now.

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SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama

8 years ago

Nothing says I love Jesus like tattooing a bible verse on your boob.

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NFL @NFL

8 years ago

Forever.

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SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama

8 years ago

I don't smoke weed but if I did I'd smoke the most weed. I'd be the best weed smoker in the whole wide weed world. - Donald Trump

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your bff alex @psybermonkey

8 years ago

Mom: something happened today Me: you got blazed 'cause it's 4/20? Ahaha Mom: your father and I decided to get a divorce Me: Mom: with joint custody Me: AAAYYY Mom: AAAAAAAAY

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Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1

8 years ago

Shake what my mama gave me? *shakes banana bread recipe, spaghetti stained Tupperware and crippling depression*

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Andy H. @AndyAsAdjective

8 years ago

If your lawyer’s office is in an old Pizza Hut, you’re going to jail.

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marf @MarfSalvador

8 years ago

teacher: your son was caught smoking pot me: did he say where he got it? teacher: yes, his best friend me: [tearing up] he really said that?

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[bedroom] HER: Do you have any, um… toys? ME: Yes! *pulls shoebox out of nightstand* HER: Whatcha got there? *winks* ME: *dumps box onto bed* HER: What the hell? ME: I GET TO BE LUKE OR HAN! DO YOU WANNA BE LEIA? OOH! WAIT HERE, I’M GONNA GO GET MY MILLENNIUM FALCON!