Stix Gevaaalik @gevaaalikdotcom
Afrikaans Humor/Entertainment site. Tweets from outer space by a VR wearing monkey on 🍄🍄. Opinions? gevaaalik.com South Africa Joined October 2010-
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I'm sorry, but you have to be mentally compromised to think that the ANC was handed a country in economic strife. Based just of the strength of state owned entities then vs. now claiming otherwise is a fallacy, stupid and a blatant lie.
I'm sorry, but you have to be mentally compromised to think that the ANC was handed a country in economic strife. Based just of the strength of state owned entities then vs. now claiming otherwise is a fallacy, stupid and a blatant lie.
🎆#GrayZoneWarfare Early Access Giveaway🎆 To celebrate our upcoming Early Access launch on April 30th, we're giving away 10 Steam keys! Get into the action: ✅ Follow us on X 🔄 Like & Retweet 💬 Comment & Tag a Squad Mate! #️⃣ Use #GZW We will announce the winners tomorrow.
This is getting major media coverage now @tarkov @bstategames. It's not too late to fix what you have done. Or you can just let your whole community move on to other games.
This is getting major media coverage now @tarkov @bstategames. It's not too late to fix what you have done. Or you can just let your whole community move on to other games.
See this @tarkov @bstategames? You have made a laughingstock of yourself. You can fix it. Take the L, admit you messed up and move forward, before your competition scoops up your player base.
See this @tarkov @bstategames? You have made a laughingstock of yourself. You can fix it. Take the L, admit you messed up and move forward, before your competition scoops up your player base.
Hey @tarkov you should read the community note that Twitter has placed on your tweet. They are pointing out your lies.
Taking in all homeless shooter looter! With a big wave goodbye to #Tarkov today, we’re here to welcome you to #Kamona. If this video gets 5000 retweets, 10,000 more test slots will be added to our servers—don’t tell the boss! Escape from ______, welcome to Kamona. #ABI…
The threat of #EdPiskor or other men being "creepy" is pale compared to the real threat exposed by this tragedy. The real threat is what his woman accuser and the mob of public prosecutors posed against him: untested allegation to a morally hyper-sensitive community. It means…
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We live on stolen land. By “we”, I mean us mammals. We stole it from the dinosaurs 🦖 😢
Actually, this has always been the lead gripe I had with him. Historically wearing sunglasses indoor is a sign of weak character or someone trying to hide something.
Everyone who plays the Tarkov is a cheater. It's always funny when they advertise their stream in their in-game name and then when you watch their stream you see they are just bad at the game and call everyone a "knower" @NanoPC__ twitch.tv/videos/2081707…
"Inside with Jen Psaki" @jrpsaki is averaging 823,000 viewers (take that with a pinch of salt since it is Nielsen Media Research numbers) while @TuckerCarlson's last three shows had an average of 411 million views. And she wants to claim Carlson is trying to stay relevant? WTF?
A new zine for my Patreon Subscribers was just posted! patreon.com/posts/tyler-du…
Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, Run The Jewels, Sturgill Simpson, The Black Keys, Wu-Tang Clan, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Rodriguez, Tool, Johnny Cash, Colter Wall, NAS, The Who, Rage Against the Machine, Johnny Thunder... What's not to like? gevaaalik.com/joe-rogan-gree…
Howard Stern is such a cringelord. You have to be lacking serious mental capability to listen to him talk at all in this day and age.
To my fellow humans out there, know that anyone who calls themselves an "ally" is simply doing it to use your community as a stepladder to get on their high horse, a la DJ Patrick Starfish @CydZeigler. Shun them, because they are bottom feeders. Shame on you @SBNation
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This is it everyone! In about an hour the game will be out in early access. Thank you for your support along the way, I promise to continue to work hard and listen to your feedback. I have one request. Please leave a review. It really matters to me as a developer. Thank you!
@bstategames High priority matching for EOD owners for 6 months Access to offline PVE for EOD owners for 6 months its about principles - make it free for us EOD owners.
@jondelarroz Quick, make a video. The Ed Piskor suicide is just as big of an opportunity as the Ed Piskor cancellation was for you. Its good business, right?
@Casey I know you don't care casey... But I always had this image of you as the legendary creator who was different who invented this style... But when you work with these brands it just degrades that perception and just makes you seem like a dork
@gevaaalikdotcom @theaccolonn @MisterFlak Could not agree more. And I hear you on voting on everything. The issue with that is who puts forward the policies on which to vote on. I think the biggest issue is zero recourse and zero punishment.
@gevaaalikdotcom I think I sold my soul to this and Double Dragon at the arcade
@gevaaalikdotcom @LogitechG This is so special. That Warzone win will come… one day!
@NotATweeter16 @CaseyNewton This employee has been in charge of Android at Twitter for 6 years, knew what the problem was but never fixed it? Yup, quality employee right there
It’s like we’re watching Elon Musk mark Jack Dorsey’s homework in real-time.
@BaasDeBeer @gevaaalikdotcom Definitely right about me, I've never been normal :D
A quick s/o to @Ntsikzin_M & @gevaaalikdotcom who have taken my calls and guided me at absolutely no cost. The SEO & Paid Media work I’m doing would be faltering without their expertise. You are your network.
7. "Beware of leeches. They will suck your blood empty. They know what to say but their words will never materialise into anything. They take, take and take, but will never give back. Stay far from them."
I've asked myself 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗱𝗼 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗱? The answer which came to me was 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝘀. Here are 10 lessons from my mother that guide how I choose to live. ↓
3 ways to know you’re becoming successful: 1. You have a lot of haters 2. See point 1 3. See point 2
@gevaaalikdotcom In reference to this neh? Because yeah grow the fuck up. My parents tell of a time when you could lick your finger and stick that spitty digit in your tjommies ear?! Imagine.... youtu.be/KvcFYjQDGno
@gevaaalikdotcom @designershumor This hits home so hard 😭😭😭
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