shape of water enthusiast @granola_slut
lover of all aquatic creatures Joined April 2011-
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is there a place with conveyor belt sushi in nyc? if so, why haven’t i heard abt it even once? if not, that’s crazy!
taylor this tortured poet that .. i’m entering my second kpop phase. can’t hear anything over new jeans blasting in my ears
saying lynchian in reference to jane lynch
people who wear backpacks on crowded trains deserve to be bullied
i need to paint my nails in the park while laying my stomach surrounded by other beautiful girlies or else maybe i will perish
hate to reveal this, but i personally really need a new tame impala album
im the first person at yoga. the instructor isn’t even here yet :/
i miss her!!!!!!!!!!!! (lake michigan)
why my uber eats guy kinda handsome 😳
new vampire weekend albums dropped and the whole east coast had to shake it
sending an email at night and signing off “sweet dream, anne xo”
bitch decided to really freak it and eat a tin of tuna as a snack on the 4 train during rush hour
april fools is upsetting to me because I have a pure and gentle heart
spent hundreds of dollars at the vet to learn that my cat is simply constipated. me too bestie 😞
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i thought i’d seen it all in my rewatch of sex and the city but today brought me a real treasure in the form of a keffiyeh halter top
I would rather kms
I hate a. Bitch with an aesthetic... like be a person
That is Sasha Colby
It was an honor to give President Trump my latest artwork of our beautiful first lady Melania, and I hope it brings him as much joy on his bedroom walls as it did ours!
feminine dinner
Medieval peasant ass dog
I thought this was Julia Louis-Dreyfus
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