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Stats for Lefties has 3 words and 15 characters. Add them together and what do you get? 18 1-8 A-H They’re not even trying to hide it btw.
And our next caller is Zarah, sometimes of Coventry, asking why the password has changed on our website…
All political movements end in collapse and infighting. All political movements end with chaos. Why don't we cut out the policy making zone and go straight into the mayhem zone ...
This is correct that Kimmel should never have been fired, I don’t get that he didn’t misidentify the shooter as MAGA though, it sounded quite clear.
This is correct that Kimmel should never have been fired, I don’t get that he didn’t misidentify the shooter as MAGA though, it sounded quite clear.
I’m not sure a party that spectacularly messes up a membership launch can be trusted to manage a £3 trillion economy.
It’s amazing that the philosophy of unity and solidarity will embrace factionalism over the most marginal difference.
Despite being an unimaginative hack who substitutes crafting jokes for yelling his political views at a willing audience, he really thinks he’s a modern day Lenny Bruce.
Despite being an unimaginative hack who substitutes crafting jokes for yelling his political views at a willing audience, he really thinks he’s a modern day Lenny Bruce.
Don’t normally watch BBC Breakfast, but this morning the have a feature on the growing popularity of tattoos. What next? Streaming services… a new way to watch traditional television?
If you blamed the media for Corbyn’s failings as LOTO rather than his incompetence, now would be a good time to reevaluate that opinion.
The revolution was cancelled because of a dispute of who should be treasurer.
Amazing that your party doesn’t even have a name yet and has already split. #yourpartyuk
Did Trump say Abbabaijan? He took a chance and got it wrong. #Trump
It’s shouldn’t be a surprise that someone who became famous on Mock the Week would say something that isn’t funny, that hundreds of people have already said and was a week late.
It’s shouldn’t be a surprise that someone who became famous on Mock the Week would say something that isn’t funny, that hundreds of people have already said and was a week late.
Suzanne Moore’s article talks about people on the left celebrating political murder, which is happening. That’s not an opinion etc… Not all of the left. Once again @mrjamesob accuses someone of hyperbole via hyperbole. @LBC

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