grumpy @grumpy_ball
i use dark humor to replace my missing arms tapastic.com/series/Grumpy-… Grumpy Land Joined January 2017-
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Kid: Mom, why is my backpack so heavy? Mom: Allahu Akbar my son. Allahu Akbar. #NationalTellAJokeDay
me: i got one of those midget spinners last night lol its pretty dope date: you mean a fidget spinner? me: hm ok sure lets call it that
me: I would like one gothic emo kid from 2008 please hot topic employee: get out
hm are tiger woods, kathy griffin and bill maher in some sort of a competition?
jesus: whatever you do, don't eat the apple eve eve: fight me
[bee in the room] friend,dumb: ugh why won't it go out the door its open? me, smart: maybe it doesn't understand the concept of doors greg
or maybe trump just doesn't know how to spell coffee #covfefe
Maybe covfefe is just Trump's response to the Kathy Griffin thing
''I'll have what he's not having'' BARBER: got it
you can't pull the trigger if you ain't got a gun tho
motivational quotes don't always work #webcomics #darkhumor
#onCraigslist FOR SALE: "grandma's ashes in urn. very cheap" ME: ah finally, now my ritual will be completed
#IWakeUpBecause I have to pursue my daily goal of being a disappointment
me: do you ever think about how zebras are just striped horses? cashier: again no. will you please move now? there's a line behind you
if kendall jenner can use a pepsi can to bring world peace then you can finish that assignment #mondaymotivation
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