absent @hackartisan

Joined June 2009

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absent @hackartisan

3 years ago

In my neverending quest to make my kids want to help around the house I asked my 9 year old to design a game that makes chores fun. She's super into this project! Guess whether we will actually get any chores done before the end of the weekend.

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absent @hackartisan

3 years ago

Today's episode of the maintenance phase podcast is blowing my mind

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@[email protected] @pendragon_dt

4 years ago

This is what my awesome team (@hackartisan @sdellis @eljordache) has been working on the last few months. Excited to see it coming together at scale. That’s 270 rasters streamed out of AWS lambdas from our digital repository.

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absent @hackartisan

4 years ago

My 2 favorite ways to end a meeting. Which do you like? (or comment alternatives)

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absent @hackartisan

4 years ago

Turns out peeps exist to be toasted over the campfire

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absent @hackartisan

4 years ago

All this time I thought it was "up on the housetop reindeer paws" but y'all it is "reindeer pause" reindeer have hooves.

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

Position open on @kayiwa's team! Which (bonus!) works with my team! look social.icims.com/viewjob/pt1616…

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Everest @everestpipkin

5 years ago

i cannot believe i had to write this. but. everestpipkin.medium.com/but-the-enviro…

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

Babies are cute but my favorite thing about a photo of a newborn is the look of utter amazement and devotion on the face of the person holding the baby.

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

Just heard my 4-yr-old improvise this little ditty while playing with her legos: "I see you and I love you, I see you and I love you, I see you and I love you, we are the same person"

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

The weekly "things to do in our area" spot on local radio is feeling pretty dystopian at this point

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

4-yr-old didn't want to play d&d today. But she agreed it might be fun if we played in the living room and she could jump on the couches the whole time. Then she finally got to use her war hammer and now she is ON BOARD!

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

one thing i love about my team is how great we are at collaborative note-taking

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bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants

5 years ago

The best place on the internet is the reviews of hats for cats because every review is like “5 stars, amazing hat” and then a picture of the cat looking absolutely furious

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

My 4 year old is currently "reading" the textbook from my grad school algorithms class and it's very charming.

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absent @hackartisan

5 years ago

Building characters for our first family dnd campaign! 4 yr old making a dwarf fighter and 7 yr a wood elf druid. I'm gonna be some kind of rogue. Seems like a pretty good start!