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This double play 😳
Something you'll see after 40: People who don't take care of their bodies starting to rapidly decline in how they look & feel.
Now that Reggie Bush has his Heisman back...
Imagine your wife went into labor right before a Coors series
Imagine your wife went into labor right before a Coors series
Jared Jones breaking ankles
like no offense but to be a taylor swift fan it seems like you have to be completely unaware of any music that came before to see her as a genius
the carbon emissions department: the most fraudulent release in history a thread🧵
I miss old lineup construction: 1. Fastest player 2. Random mediocre hitter 3. Best all-around hitter 4. Best power hitter 5. Lumbering power or bust hitter 6. High-OBP guy who leads off now 7. Bad switch hitter 8. Catcher 9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)
This guy trashed me in the notes about basically shutting me out in our home league and then took a 5-5-2 tie #ThatsJustice
This guy trashed me in the notes about basically shutting me out in our home league and then took a 5-5-2 tie #ThatsJustice
Iran is about to find out why I don’t have free healthcare.
Once you break out of the food Matrix 98% of the grocery store is suddenly inedible. It's jarring to realize.
*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume* “Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”
*On my first day as an athletic trainer after lying on my resume* “Yeah uhhh do 200 swishes on the juice orb”
me and my homies watching the eclipse
This combo was better than any steroid ever created
My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop. I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”
Seymour Wiener is the Mets Veteran of the Game. Baseball is so back
Huberman - Has 6 girlfriends - Jacked - #1 podcast - Rich off AG1 ads You - Can't even muster up the energy to view morning sunlight
Timeline is so funny today, I only have two lanes to go down on Xitter: baseball opening day or Beyoncé faking her pregnancy to cover up for Jay Z child trafficking.
March madness always has that one future accountant that absolutely torches NBA lottery picks
@gas_biz Dock his pay.
The Report On Sports @ReportOnSports
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BREAKING: Man eats a full jar of cheeseballs in Union Square Park today. For the last 2 weeks, his posters promoting the challenge were spotted across the city. Today he made history. Cheeseballman427’s identity is unknown but he’s a local hero to many NYC patrons. We expect…
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Talk about threading the needle
A man noticed that his neighbor’s cats were coming to his property to drink water so he set up a camera to see who else was drinking water...
Bro called him “Janiel Dones” 😂
Pitchers catching comebackers but the exit velocity gets faster each time
Better quit that Chipotle now, homie. Takes 8 years to DETOX from seed oils.
Tugboat Wilkinson is 𝗮𝗯𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 the minor leagues... • 21 2/3 innings • 44 strikeouts • 0.42 ERA • 0.55 WHIP • .087 Opp AVG • .121 Opp SLG • 18.28 K/9
Rickey Henderson was the best 😂
Tugboat Wilkinson is my new favorite player Oh yeah, and he stuck out 15 in just 6 innings tonight
Hunter Goodman has some serious raw power. He had back-to-back seasons with 30 HR/100 RBI in 2022 and 2023. He already had 7 HR/22 RBI in just 20 games before his call-up this season.
Kirk Cousins and Michael Penix Jr next year
Now that Reggie Bush has his Heisman back...
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