Marc Heckrotte @heckrotte
Joined September 2013-
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When you realize that the attractive lawyer who flattered you on TV is horrified bc she passed on a jury trial... ...and the lawyer who made you pay his full fee up front can't stop smiling. #MondayMood
Earl Weaver used to say the key to a successful season was to get 20 games over .500 and cruise the rest of the way. Go Os.
It’s never a complete trip, no matter what the circumstance surrounding it may be, without a trip to the pineapple.
It's the Andrew Tate remix nobody wanted.
Downfall: Elon’s Free Speech Edition.
Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show. He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can.
This woulda been much easier in a kitchen
Hush’ all. Warnock won. You can go back to Texas now.
An overwhelming majority of white Evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, a man who paid for abortions, lied, allegedly physically threatened and traumatized his wife, and fronts for Trump, a criminal vulgarian. Their religion is white supremacy, not Christianity.
If we didn’t have a Constitution, he’d be in prison by now. Ironic.
BREAKING: Trump tries to trick President Biden into pardoning him. (Artist: Paul Leigh @Pleightx)
See, it's funny cuz it's true. 🤣 (Foreshadowing a woman's life if the Repugs prevail, from the beyond brilliant @amyschumer)
See, it's funny cuz it's true. 🤣 (Foreshadowing a woman's life if the Repugs prevail, from the beyond brilliant @amyschumer)
So this is happening to my son’s fantasy team this week. Looking for the Pats D to score 103 points.
Dog whistle to English dictionary: Soros - Jews Coastal elites - Jews New York values - Jews Hollywood liberals - Jews Globalists - Jews International bankers - Jews American Jews - Jews who dare question Israel’s government I hope you enjoyed this week’s Jews Clues
Imagine if…
It’s October 1st
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The greatest round of boxing ever? Any more suggestions?
Marvelous Marvin Hagler vs. Thomas “Hitman” Hearns, Round 1. If you’ve seen it, I don’t need to say more. If you haven’t, the next three minutes may change your goddamn life.
Stealing the Moon by @daniel_antoniol
This card gives you Hank Aaron and a midget in a golf cart. If you want more than that maybe just find a different hobby.
The fuck your feelings crowd sure is triggered by a punk rock band changing their lyrics.
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I stopped watching the Heisman when Roquan Smith didn’t win it
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Name a TV character who absolutely could not have been played by another actor Mine: