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Mmmm… oh don’t mind me I’m just thinking about solid snake
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I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier… the last of Barrett’s privateers
Plumber man is here to fix the grease trap and I said “give it to me straight doc is she ever gonna walk again” and he said I’m working dude
I love twin peaks but I do experience a special kind of joy whenever a twin peaks fan gets really really mad at the insinuation that riverdale is its spiritual successor. first of all a real twin peaks head would know that that’s 100% true
I love twin peaks but I do experience a special kind of joy whenever a twin peaks fan gets really really mad at the insinuation that riverdale is its spiritual successor. first of all a real twin peaks head would know that that’s 100% true
Gotta be this one
Gotta be this one https://t.co/g7K4HDHwbO
Ok pack it up nothing that'll be said today will be funnier than this we'll try again tomorrow
remeber the Harlem shake? So fucked up that woke took that away from us
Being strapped face down to a milking table will soon become the new golf course in terms of making business deals
Thomas Pynchon Fortnite Skin as the first image of him in 60 years
Thomas Pynchon Fortnite Skin as the first image of him in 60 years
Absolutely gorgeous mid-20s summer Friday. I probably have 30 of these left, ever. Im gonna play video games in my apartment
Obsessed with how Riverdale introduced Betty's gay serial killer brother only for him to not actually be her brother and then when Betty's real brother is introduced he's also a gay serial killer and he's dating the gay serial killer fake brother
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Forget it Jywylynn, it's Orc City
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