I was like pshhh @pssshwhaaa
✝️🇺🇸Christian dad making silly, goofy, hurtful racist jokes for the whole family. Top 1% OnlyFans (spenders) Joined January 2021-
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Women literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting how enigmatic they are, what do women want!!
Her: *farts* Me: “I think we should see other people.”
Anyone else think it’s low key gay that the cups are rainbow colored?
Anyone else think it’s low key gay that the cups are rainbow colored?
The amount of fat shaming on the internet is disgusting, why isn't there more?!
My jokes are cheesy and I have pepperoni nipples, why do people keep calling me tasteless?!
They’re binding my arms and legs and inserting the entire bulb of a Hitachi wand in my ass in the retweets over at kink twitter.
I’m all media references no life experience, someone flush this shit out my system before I get Alzheimer’s at 32
My safe word is "no, I really mean it, stop, I am for real, seriously stop".
Doctors hate me because of this one trick! (I smear my shit all over their public restrooms)
Blasting rap music in my condo at 4am to see which of my neighbors are racist
Huge for Polish people.
Finally a sex toy for just simulating making out
Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, but yeah I did die.
Doctor says I have to smoke marijuana or my tweets won’t be funny anymore.
If I declare “I’m fucking the next thing that moves!” and you move that’s not rape, that’s on you.
God if anyone died too soon it was O.J. Simpson, R.I.P. Juice
Once the percentage of homes in your neighborhood that sell drugs reaches 15%, the city awards your neighborhood with this plaque:
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hallie @neofoid_poaster
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shirts with slurs on .. @theboringbrand
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Mrs Nuncle Clit @ClitsYourUncle
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Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
🐈 Smol Cat @OneSmolCat
7K Followers 878 Following She/Her // 27 // you have ringside seats to my mental chillness // Tip Jar https://t.co/7hqZ279okr // @Subatomic_Guy is my husband C²♡
Aubrey Plaza (fake) (.. @_glassduster
6K Followers 962 Following presently not Aubrey plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
Dixie Normous @boobiesonfire
6K Followers 1K Following Put me in ur bowl and smoke me.. @lilsquirrelo @97sgub
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
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ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
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Miles Lovely ❣️ @premiles_
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Meme Thief @SomeDumbMemer
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Clarence Hunt @clarencehunt64
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Sammy G.🖤 @sammy_bananny
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hallie @neofoid_poaster
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blocking isnt enough i need them to go through eternal suffering
@pssshwhaaa lol yeah i can tell it's gonna be one of those shows. can't wait to blow through it
this is probably my most schizophrenic take
The hottest girl u know just ate all she could eat at the buffet
Me and my cousin performed this dance at a family party and open mouth kissed like Britney and Madonna and my Grandma screamed at us
@SuddenlyDoug the full name of the state is technically "The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations". The circled island below is the actual Rhode Island (nowadays often called Aquidneck Island) and the mainland part is Providence Plantations
@SuddenlyDoug Wait Rhode Island isn’t in Rhodes?
Could I borrow someone’s gun for a second
Africans when a woman is born with a vulva
Sometimes I think dad only lets me sit on his lap when I’m gassy
i wanna put my finger in his chocolate factory
the jäger fit
i am rumored to be pregnant by timothee chalamet
me when i discovered a thesaurus
The universality of this sort of backdoor self-aggrandizing, holier-than-thou, uninspired and lowest common denominator appeal to common sense bullshit has led me to indiscriminately discount the politics of anybody who posts on Twitter.
@ReallyLoudFart \ \ \ ) *hhhmph* \ \ \ \ ) \ \ \ \ )
Really glad i got to see sum 41 tonight on their farewell tour
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