monsieur gumbé @gumby_lover
i am not, nor have I ever been on ozempic, or any of its generic analogs Joined September 2020-
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God wanted him gone
Not reading all that. happy for u tho or sorry that happened
Not reading all that. happy for u tho or sorry that happened
This could be a gatorade commercial
This could be a gatorade commercial
if I was being attacked by a lion or a bear i think I could just look at it and say “stop.” with with my mind and it would obey my energy
If somebody did this in front of me i would believe they had magical powers, i have a simple mind
If somebody did this in front of me i would believe they had magical powers, i have a simple mind
It’s funny how shitting on Israel Is the safest possible position for me to take with the niche audience of left wing and very far right people I’ve cultivated
lol
*asking if my friends brother is gay* did he grow up on a canadian rose farm?
This used to mean you were about to see a hilarious banger so I keep getting rugpulled into opening porn
IHOP will serve the viral Pepsi Maple Syrup Cola in restaurants nerdist.com/article/ihop-w…
I did what I had to do.
Spring allergy season
*saluting after having sex, tearing up* thank you for your cervix
i never figured out how to swing on a swingset i would just sit there. I hope that one day i will be able to
POV your instacart order gets assigned to a rat
Thank you God for destroying this creature
Thank you God for destroying this creature
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
lissy @xanaxxcereal
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Boneduck @realBoneDuck
2K Followers 671 Following hi let's read my charges and get this shit over with. duck with a boner.
ben fox @fakenaturals
2K Followers 987 Following my inner light sees and respects your inner light 🙏🏼
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
6K Followers 2K Following ex con tryna figure it out. mice live inside my walls
ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account
ipad baby @ipadbabygf
3K Followers 437 Following tourtured weirdo... nobody knows what its like inside my freak mind...
Kaia Shafran @KaiaShafra43586
84 Followers 5K Following
ashbie @sentientGirlx
5K Followers 861 Following i enjoy being Happy and eating aChocolate ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎..! BMI1.74(9lbs, 5ft)𐙚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ crytpo whale glub glub🫧𖠋sentientgirl.eth ♬. & no i don’t have one.
Tijuana Uthe @TijuaUth
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Gabe 🦑 @melchizedek420
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Simon Love @simonloverules
2K Followers 1K Following Hugely Unpopular Formerly Welsh Not-For-Profit Musician. Sunday Pub Rocker. King Of S4C.
Emilia Sipes @sipes_emil85121
100 Followers 5K Following
Lila Walper @LilaWalper8781
79 Followers 5K Following
Bridgette @bridgette_meza1
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Gaunt Violet @SeymourBones19
649 Followers 1K Following 21, restrictive. i'm just a girl who's too sad to give a fuck. Not fatphobic, extremely nihilistic
Amalia Elliem @ell_amali
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x @guttaoilmang
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Leo Mogg @MoggLeo43158
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eBay jackets & hats @3five9
44K Followers 1K Following Shrimp Julep / Salad Bar Ham Cubes / not my store / ask if you need to ask
. @KratomThug
554 Followers 365 Following
Ellen Wittenburg @WittenbEll
71 Followers 5K Following
Kassie Depauw @depa_kassi
29 Followers 5K Following
Pepperkork @pepperkorky
0 Followers 20 Following
skater gaytor @Skater_Gaytor
395 Followers 661 Following she/they in drag | they/them as a boy | haus of diva, vicious, & heroine | alt: @skaterbaytor | boyfriend of: @roma_x_amor
〚𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆�.. @OmegaInfinitum
1K Followers 826 Following || i make jokes || i make music || i am a civil engineer || im not serious ||
Misha Minto @minto_mish40798
44 Followers 5K Following
Mike Pinero @pinero_mik23679
95 Followers 5K Following
Niyah Allamon @ni_allamo
70 Followers 5K Following
Stanley Yelnats @Cry2Musick
519 Followers 1K Following
Burkni Þór @BurkniO
509 Followers 205 Following Ég lofa að ég er ekki eðla. Ég er mjög mennsk manneskja 🦎
Isabelle Motten @MotteIsabel
42 Followers 5K Following
Silver Gaibler @silver71768
89 Followers 5K Following
Ayden Perkins @aydenperkins21
100 Followers 126 Following I code and talk about stupid bullshit a lot He/him Political acc: @aydenperkinsHSD
Aman Mishra @20beingsmall
1 Followers 98 Following
Moriarty @RepulsiveDude
10 Followers 222 Following
Tessa Ringer @te_ring
92 Followers 5K Following
Loving Vengeance ❤�.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo93sv
lissy @xanaxxcereal
3K Followers 1K Following
Boneduck @realBoneDuck
2K Followers 671 Following hi let's read my charges and get this shit over with. duck with a boner.
hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge
18K Followers 886 Following FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME
ben fox @fakenaturals
2K Followers 987 Following my inner light sees and respects your inner light 🙏🏼
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
6K Followers 2K Following ex con tryna figure it out. mice live inside my walls
unoffical cia operato.. @DylanTop5
6K Followers 791 Following There is no reason I should be this online, I do cool things in real life I swear. https://t.co/De7vRwT6lL
ipad pro jones @ipadprojones
6K Followers 4K Following i love tweeting on twitter please don’t take my twitter account away I am a parody account
Gabe 🦑 @melchizedek420
1K Followers 676 Following
Veronica @celestialbe1ng
42K Followers 588 Following Health researcher. Reclaiming your metabolism, youth and beauty with bioenergetics. 🍇🍯🦪🥛🌞🥥🍊 Fish oil disrespecter. | Liberté. 🏴
anabology @anabology
23K Followers 220 Following https://t.co/6A3L22nFAo for open protocols // dm for consult
Turg Burger tha Turd .. @KimJongPune
61 Followers 245 Following shitpost central I'm not famous enough to get cancelled, but we're working on that
phage @clubmoss_
7K Followers 747 Following
eBay jackets & hats @3five9
44K Followers 1K Following Shrimp Julep / Salad Bar Ham Cubes / not my store / ask if you need to ask
dlyan @catchahommy
268 Followers 247 Following
paul de revere @pderevere
3K Followers 3K Following email pderevere @gmail.com | organized @iwwfju @dreamdefenders @berniesanders @tlhfoodnotbombs | contributed @pitchfork @rollingstone @billboard @nprmusic @sxsw
Piss Tinkle aka Fathe.. @kurtkurtkurtkoe
677 Followers 5K Following The things I say on here have no deeper meaning and if you find one then you actually found it in yourself (and are gay) | I’m autistic as shit
ᔕᴀᴍᴀɴᴛʜ�.. @Sammi_Sativa
2K Followers 989 Following ♥️.. ʜᴀᴘᴘɪʟʏ ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ 💍 .. ᴍᴀᴍᴀ ᴏғ 2🍼.. ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ 🫀 .. ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪɴʏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴏɴ ᴀ ✘ ᴀᴘᴘ✨ ɪ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀʟᴏᴛ ᴏғ sᴇʟғɪᴇs, sᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴇs..🃏𝘀𝗵𝗲/𝗵𝗲𝗿
il Fagottino Prezioso.. @nofriendo
1K Followers 929 Following Back From Italy To Buongiorno Your Balls Bitch! #Neurondivergent #BarefootIsLegal #CancelSNL #santakeepsapenis #NudeWorkplace #Italianx #BlueMAGA
. @KratomThug
554 Followers 365 Following
Home Ideas @Renovationsx
121K Followers 5 Following Showcasing Before & after design works from around the world. 🏘 ▪️ Your daily dose of inspiration ▪️ Contact us for credit or removals.( parody Account)
〚𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐆�.. @OmegaInfinitum
1K Followers 826 Following || i make jokes || i make music || i am a civil engineer || im not serious ||
Photo Takes At The Ri.. @1secclick
102K Followers 0 Following Sharing the best Photos 📹. Don't own content post. Dm on credit/removal (Perody Account).
Lo-fi Republican @LoFiRepublican
76K Followers 833 Following Smartest idiot in the world [email protected] 4 https://t.co/WQOGfU8eK4
derek guy @dieworkwear
798K Followers 964 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
largest rodent @capybaroness
21K Followers 906 Following i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical #milehighbasketball i have met two capybaras in real life
Open Season The Bear @HUMANMAXXXING
6K Followers 2K Following
exfatloss🥛 @exfatloss
3K Followers 71 Following Experimental Fat Loss https://t.co/TwM4Q7UNGp Major Ketard-General 292 to 188lbs 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 75lbs down, 29lbs to go
Get your vaccine, ple.. @Mooooshroooom
242 Followers 763 Following I will vet you first but, I will follow back. #ChronicPain #LegalizeIt Looking for my sisters, Brenda and Sherry -separated in 1965 after our Mom died.-Tami Lu
amber rollo @ambercrollo
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Punch Cat @PunchingCat
567K Followers 93 Following random cats from my camera roll to your 𝕏 feed :3 | dm for credit/removal • *i own no content posted*
Insane Anti Car Peopl.. @anticarsls
45K Followers 197 Following Posting bad and unhinged takes by urbanist
Thepowerwithin @PowerwithinNG
546 Followers 1K Following My Body is a Temple run by Beer and Ska. 20 Years 10 more beers. Go Birds and Fuck you!
insert name @redbulllover33
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Asha Logos @AshaLogos
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pagliacci the hated �.. @Slatzism
79K Followers 631 Following la commedia è finita! overlord @reduxxmag + @reduxxmages + @thepublicanow. “her despicableness is something her supporters excuse and, at times, celebrate”
phallic excreta II @micro_haver
41 Followers 39 Following
DivinityArtifice @azure3707
32 Followers 58 Following
Life and Scars @lifeandscarz
25K Followers 72 Following Entertainment purposes only Linktree https://t.co/tThpY33ExP
Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore
671K Followers 8K Following Sex History. "A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”
Geo B. Farton @gottagetgeo
398 Followers 777 Following very cool and normal individual with really good vibes (he/him)
me, giggling: ok mussolini, take a seat in the office chair mussolini: promise not to spin me? me: of course mussolini ten seconds later:
are we all mature enough to admit that this goes hard now
Thanks for the follow *squints* George Hard R Martin
gonna be riding the high of misweighed pork shoulder for a while
Bro that is not for "people with allergies", get the hell out of there!!!
If Game of Thrones took place in San Antonio
he twerked on me in the shower. it clapped and i still stayed.
lets do a “what my ex did & i still stayed” thread
@Empty_America Once you start feeding them the gigatank midwest diet, all Europeans become huge in two generations.
@KameronBennett Yall mad at the wrong person frfr
@KameronBennett Baby didn’t blink not one time
Oh now you stopped smoking & drinking? Uhh…. A little late sweetheart..
One of the best tweets of all time full stop
love mayonnaise so much
As a kid my parents basically considered Mountain Dew like the fentanyl of soda it was the only one they wouldn’t allow
Can we just take a second to give my man here the props he deserves. Bro got slammed into by a car twice his car's size, drew his gun and nailed that guy staying on target.
A man in Indiana was out with his date when a red SUV followed him home. He gets out of his car, and the SUV slams into him. The Corvette owner quickly pulls his pistol and shoots the SUV driver who falls out of his own window, likely trying to get away from being shot.
@gumby_lover if someone did this infront of me i would burn them at the stake and claim witchcraft for impressing my bbg
@Babygravy9 “Wow this guy really does have 8 kids, I wonder what other notable events he’s famous for-”
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