hank @hennyhawbs
I was good at sports in high school I swear Your moms house Joined December 2018-
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Not if u a real one
Not if u a real one https://t.co/LPh25GfZFX
Hey guys executive decision right quick finger guns are back. Sorry to spring this on you guys but just thought I’d give y’all a heads up in case things get outta hand
i don’t need therapy i need to get hit by a car
So nice of the police to help me off the plane yesterday. Talk about some stand up guys
It’s Gameday 🔥
Y’all mind if I get into some nonsense this weekend? I’ll keep the noise down I promise (no promises)
You just described undergrad
St. Patrick’s weekend???!!?
Morherfuckers who bring up my freshman year of college get shot in the head twice no questions asked
I’m drunk and I miss the fellaz. Since when is that a fucking crime
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A quote from TE draft prospect Tip Reiman, who is theorizing that birds aren’t real: “Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? How do we know that power lines aren’t pigeon recharging stations?”
This is just how I feel after my fourth beer (don’t ask what happens after five)
This is just how I feel after my fourth beer (don’t ask what happens after five)
You think Rome was built in a fucking day? I became an asshole brick by mf brick
You think Rome was built in a fucking day? I became an asshole brick by mf brick https://t.co/hvaSNOa4QY
“They say you’re caught in a bear trap! They say you lost two quarts of blood! They say you’re hallucinating!” “Who’s they?” “Everyone who didn’t believe in you.” And I got two words for ‘em: fuck ‘em!”
Liberals hate that I’m drunk before noon but fuck em. Unfortunately my mom also hates it so I’m going to mix in a water because she’s my mom and I love her
Just went against a Sicilian with death on the line, seems to be going ok so far, just wish he would hurry up (I have a land war in Asia to get involved in). Will send updates
Despite my original intentions having nothing to do with making friends (rather, they were to kick ass and take names admittedly) I would say I have managed to make several lasting friendships along the way and for that I will always be grateful
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Uncle Rafi @uncle_rafii
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Not even gonna lie - don’t feel great. But some people just want it more than others. It’s time for a closer, and we’re bringing in prime heath bell (roughly 16 more miller lites.) haven’t been fully sober since Wednesday afternoon, let’s rock.
day drinking and friendship are gonna be huge this spring
Sorry i have a ton of friends Roll tide
We Need To Host A Bachelor-Style Show To Force Rico Bosco To Pick ONE College Hoops Team To Cheer For buff.ly/3vOLEvf
a relationship is not enough i need to be chugging beers at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city
today i'm perfecting the irish hello (showing up drunk)
What's the largest terrorist organization in the world?
Who invited this guy
looks like a little bitch to me
California has the most iconic mountain in the lower 48. Meet Mt Shasta. 14k of pure glory
Love it or hate it, this is the perfect lunch.
Some of y’all may need a reminder… we’re living the good ole days RIGHT NOW!!
for like 3 years straight i showed up to parties that were advertised as Project X and then it was just a bunch of people throwing up in corn fields and getting fingered in Camrys. It was awesome
parties were never the same after this movie
We are so fucking back gang
Swag contest
in what situation would a kid need this
open your eyes
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