boomer consumer @hexsaver
Serial Chiller Chicago, IL Joined June 2013-
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It’s very funny that the greatest basketball players in history have to go to Springfield, Massachusetts to get their honors
This Uber driver collecting check engine lights like they’re Infiniti Stones
NEW: The conventional wisdom is that parents have grown increasingly furious with public schools. But it's actually people without school-age children who are particularly skeptical of public schools, multiple surveys show. chalkbeat.org/2023/7/25/2380…
@metraUPN any updates, queen?
All Trader Joe’s packaging is deeply fucked up in some way, shape or form
Mike!!!! My God
Mike!!!! My God https://t.co/TVvy0xILEX
it’s still too early to politicize this submarine tragedy, but after all is said and done we will have to have a national reckoning about how this was all caused by wokeness
koroks in botw: whee! can you shoot an arrow? at my balloon? koroks in totk: ya ha ha! build me a ford f1-50!
Credit to Google Maps for going out of the way to suggest 6 alternative routes each taking 58 minutes longer than the one I’m on
got sent this yesterday and it’s my new favourite
got sent this yesterday and it’s my new favourite https://t.co/Zc3My9jKAg
sigh
The Milwaukee Bucks have received permission to interview Phoenix Suns associate head coach Kevin Young for the franchise’s coaching job, sources tell ESPN. Young is also a candidate with Toronto and expected to interview with the Suns for the new opening there.
Hey @Disney, Illinois will happy accept your 70,000+ jobs if you want to leave Florida. We've got mediocre weather, great people, and it's always a great day in Illinois! Illinois IS woke, and you be mandated by law to make JB into an animated Disney Prince.
Hey @Disney, Illinois will happy accept your 70,000+ jobs if you want to leave Florida. We've got mediocre weather, great people, and it's always a great day in Illinois! Illinois IS woke, and you be mandated by law to make JB into an animated Disney Prince.
captain scrunch @hollywoodgerald
770 Followers 668 Following Cabs are here || who’s in charge? me or the devil? I think I’m in charge
nipple von boobystein @iamshidding
525 Followers 512 Following a black plague rat trying her very hardest to appear human
Colin Shiesty @KingStefanski1
622 Followers 727 Following
Megan @closetocorn
874 Followers 704 Following
kellyn @sherylcrowfan1
418 Followers 309 Following
Dessicated Coconut @now_were_cookin
339 Followers 336 Following Nothing’s happening on a Wednesday, I don’t care, I’m on, I’m looking for the smoke
Camden Leahy @CLeahy97
310 Followers 396 Following The guy who watches horror movies alone in his basement.
Margaux Quin @margau_q
18 Followers 3K Following
Lorene Lewman @LewmaLore
36 Followers 5K Following
cheeky savage @cheekysavage1
6 Followers 53 Following
kp @Be_My_Pal
137 Followers 216 Following
thehickfromfrenchlick @thehickburner
141 Followers 310 Following Funny and occasionally salacious basketball stories
Gabi Majute @GMajute
1 Followers 22 Following
Ronald Lipsloose @lipslooose
41 Followers 101 Following
Ellie Bumpus @ebump16
342 Followers 429 Following
Nancy Schneider @NancySc73762699
2 Followers 176 Following Stand by your man Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to 💜
Bike Lane Uprising® @bikelaneuprise
23K Followers 11K Following We're making it easy to report cars in bike lanes & hold violators accountable. Report obstructions with our mobile app anywhere in the USA & Canada
Ryan Jackson @ryjack29
618 Followers 730 Following
Margaret Elizabeth Ca.. @margaretcarl
79 Followers 447 Following Are you there, Russian bots? It’s me, Margaret.
Jelly De La Booze @BeauxDirt
21 Followers 55 Following Gambling my way through the pain. Yearly Record: 45-342… -643% and Countless Units
semp @sempersaurrrr
117 Followers 3K Following
jaykay.codes @jaykaycodes
235 Followers 1K Following Building https://t.co/5LAxFtiWDv, prev YC W20, 🍎
Katherine @kgduq
344 Followers 240 Following
Zoey @ZoeyWitzel
123 Followers 166 Following
Rebecca Grant @rebeccagrants
189K Followers 141K Following #RebeccaGrant from FoxSports ESPN #NFL aren’t the only places you've seen me. Movies, TV & featured in FHM Maxim, sportscaster, spokesperson, #1 sportsfan
GoNavy4Generations @USN4thGeno
3K Followers 4K Following Navy Veteran. Patriotic Citizen who cries at the playing of our National Anthem. Police wife. SCPD Surviving daughter. 🇺🇸 #patriot #veteran 🇺🇸 please no DM.
bfg @meltedbraindude
113 Followers 682 Following
Dan Sarro @Dsarro22
318 Followers 523 Following “I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.” – Mike Tyson
Elliott Kelley @elliottxkelley
203 Followers 227 Following
the jebinator @bigAirmost
80 Followers 810 Following
The Gregorian Monk of.. @1997G2
137 Followers 582 Following humble medic/web 3.0 company owner and ceo the metaverse is coming dm for interview
Kyle Rogers @kylerogers2022
446 Followers 328 Following
Alex Saccocio @asacc101
280 Followers 221 Following (He/They)| 🏳️🌈 | Zero Tolerance for Racism, Homophobia, or Transphobia
Kent Howell @_kent_howell_
155 Followers 169 Following
captain scrunch @hollywoodgerald
770 Followers 668 Following Cabs are here || who’s in charge? me or the devil? I think I’m in charge
nipple von boobystein @iamshidding
525 Followers 512 Following a black plague rat trying her very hardest to appear human
Illinois Men's Basket.. @IlliniMBB
172K Followers 379 Following Official Twitter account for the University of Illinois Men's Basketball team led by @CoachUnderwood #Illini | #HTTO | #EveryDayGuys
Stacey King @Stacey21King
90K Followers 671 Following Nothing but positivity allowed on my Timeline if you bring that trolling energy then you will get flamed up and blocked like a shot by Victor Wembanyama!
Colin Shiesty @KingStefanski1
622 Followers 727 Following
Megan @closetocorn
874 Followers 704 Following
kellyn @sherylcrowfan1
418 Followers 309 Following
Dessicated Coconut @now_were_cookin
339 Followers 336 Following Nothing’s happening on a Wednesday, I don’t care, I’m on, I’m looking for the smoke
Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor
29K Followers 230 Following Father. Husband. Mayor. Fighting for the soul of @Chicago.
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild
619K Followers 10 Following join the zillionaires 🏡. email me wild homes: [email protected]. Subscribe to the Zillow Gone Wild newsletter to never miss a wild home 👇
Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez
109K Followers 1K Following actor: Will & Grace, M3GAN, English Teacher (upcoming)
cheeky savage @cheekysavage1
6 Followers 53 Following
kp @Be_My_Pal
137 Followers 216 Following
thehickfromfrenchlick @thehickburner
141 Followers 310 Following Funny and occasionally salacious basketball stories
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
451K Followers 230 Following I turn Art into Sports (and vice versa) | NO AI USED | “Everything I didn't know I needed" - follower testimonial | See inspiration? DM/tag us
🇸🇨 Sickos Commi.. @SickosCommittee
129K Followers 787 Following Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! A Committee of depraved CFB fans. We call ourselves Sickos since we watch every game! Link 🔗 for pod, patreon, merch, substack, email & more!
NWS Chicago @NWSChicago
133K Followers 1K Following Official Twitter account for the National Weather Service Chicago. Details: https://t.co/2ue76e9Ioh
Ronald Lipsloose @lipslooose
41 Followers 101 Following
Ellie Bumpus @ebump16
342 Followers 429 Following
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
11.0M Followers 4K Following ESPN Senior NFL Insider. Interview & Podcast Requests: [email protected] Host of the Adam Schefter Podcast https://t.co/oz43ix5jZU
Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta
108K Followers 253 Following Jeopardy! champ everywhere but Canada. Writer. YouTuber. Podcaster. [email protected]. https://t.co/a8U9iKt0LP
Ryan Jackson @ryjack29
618 Followers 730 Following
Nomadic Warriors for .. @Nomads4Pritzker
13K Followers 912 Following We are nomadic warriors united by one dream: anointing JB Pritzker the Khagan of America. Merch: https://t.co/PPSLixamBr Run by: @TripTweetsHere
Bike Lane Uprising® @bikelaneuprise
23K Followers 11K Following We're making it easy to report cars in bike lanes & hold violators accountable. Report obstructions with our mobile app anywhere in the USA & Canada
North DuSable Lake Sh.. @n_lakeshoredr
882 Followers 51 Following Help us redefine North DuSable Lake Shore Drive! The North DuSable Lake Shore Drive plan starts with you!
depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki
880K Followers 4K Following Hello I am @anniierau Please take away my blue check! I did not ask for it!
Hot Masculinity Takes @MasculineTakes
146K Followers 8 Following Welcome to the Alpha Zone. DM for submissions
Jelly De La Booze @BeauxDirt
21 Followers 55 Following Gambling my way through the pain. Yearly Record: 45-342… -643% and Countless Units
Capt. Caleb S. Willia.. @CaptCSWilliams
30K Followers 16 Following Trojan War Veteran. Homegrown in the District of Columbia. Former Heis' Man Medal of Honor winner. Leader of the 24th Chicago Regiment.
playoff paint @nba_paint
243K Followers 1K Following “really good nba art” - me • @reallygoodpaint • merch in bio
Katherine @kgduq
344 Followers 240 Following
Zoey @ZoeyWitzel
123 Followers 166 Following
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66
437K Followers 542 Following alt @lilsamsquanch66 | Listen to @SonOfABoyDad | stand up tickets below
Young Bopalopalous @tobilou
52K Followers 1K Following Young Bopalopalous - on all streaming platforms
John Fetterman @JohnFetterman
933K Followers 5K Following Dad, husband to @GiseleFetterman, and Senator for the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 🇺🇸
@BoltzmannBooty Are all of those words allowed to go together in that order?
“Star” needs to be community noted
The former NBA star made some controversial claims during an interview with Fox News. tmz.me/xlkFsB6
I can’t explain how funny this shit is to me. Every time I see it I cackle
we're through the looking glass. veils falling away on every side. biden's press secretary runs the joe biden account
Now we know who runs Biden's account. The world is a stage.
The most fascinating college football game of the year might be Albany at Hawaii. Among the longest travel ever for a game within the United States, and it's kicking off at midnight Albany time.
have u won a postseason game since 2017
They asking Mr. Met if he can fight in the QRTs 😭
When I’m not dancing on the dugout, I’m enjoying the BEST food in baseball! Vote for @CitiField in USA Today’s 10Best Stadium Food poll! 🍔👉 bit.ly/3YxyDQU
5. Can she switch the pick and roll 6. Can she create off the dribble for herself and others 7. If she doesn’t get the rebound does she box out so that a teamm
Fellas dont get married for love. That should be ya bare minimum. 4 things you should look to make sure: 1. Is she coachable? 2. how she handles hurt/pain/anger?3.would she make a good mother? 4 does she make your life easier? If you can be honest and say yes to these. RING HER
Ah, I see, “serving” is a bit like our concept of “going beast mode”. Our cultures share so much
@sussyboyking nobody in the world has heard of it
I will never quit this website as long as Darren Rovell is on it
can i say something without people getting mad
When I’m not dancing on the dugout, I’m enjoying the BEST food in baseball! Vote for @CitiField in USA Today’s 10Best Stadium Food poll! 🍔👉 bit.ly/3YxyDQU
big Miami (OH) fan, The Dolphin
i don’t think of anyone. i think about how fucked it is that the dolphin on the dolphins helmet isn’t wearing a dolphins helmet
my cat when he finally stops meowing after 30 minutes
Please remember that Joe Biden is: 1) a senile, incompetent bumbler, and 2) the mastermind behind indictments in multiple jurisdictions
Justice should be blind, but Biden has weaponized government against his leading political opponent to interfere in the 2024 election. Now a radical DA in Georgia is following Biden’s lead by attacking President Trump and using it to fundraise her political career. Americans…
There’s no guy like this in the league currently
2K was better when they showed the Vertical after the dunk
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