HeavyMetalMonkey @hm_monkey
He/him. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ally. Loud angry music, NFL and UFC fan. Nerdy DnD and boardgame player. Gloucester, UK. England Joined May 2021-
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Appalled to see proposed welfare cuts for people with mental health problems. Journalists - if you need a quote, email [email protected] The conservatives have plunged millions into poverty and have decimated the NHS. Now they’re blaming their victims🚨
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Just a quick note on the PIP announcements, the amount of people who don’t work because of mental health problems is very very low. Most people can’t afford to not work and have to power through. The ones who are so ill they can’t work are in desperate need of help, not disdain.
Okay, so I’ve figured it out.. I’m not lonely when I’m sad or low, I’m lonely when I have good news to share and no-one to share it with! So weirdly, when I’m feeling happy about something is when I’m also feeling the loneliest. Who needs a therapist eh?
David Cameron now swanning about on a £42m private jet like he’s a bloody Kardashian… And we’re paying for it. No matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on, this should make your blood boil.
life is soup and I am a fork
what (and i cannot stress this next part enough) tf
what (and i cannot stress this next part enough) tf
There is no red in this picture. Your brain is filling in the colour. The picture is made entirely of light blue, black and white. Zoom in, you'll see.
I just heard someone say. The reason you isolate when you’re struggling is because you were left alone as a child to deal with your emotions. I felt that, I felt that a lot. Woah
This is Reed. He discovered that the key to the perfect scratch is gravity. 12/10
This is Axel. He is one pothole away from all his dreams coming true. He can feel it. 13/10 we believe in him (IG: igprottie)
This is my vibe. I’ve stayed single for years and definitely do want to meet someone well matched to me, but I am in this flesh mech alone and everything I do, say, think, and feel is mine. I am resilient, competent, intelligent, and determined. I’m also fallible, impulsive,…
If a Rwanda flight does take off… Your bills will still be as expensive Your wait for a GP/hospital bed will still be as long Your court date will still be as delayed Your taxes will still be as high …but we will all be more more morally & financially bankrupt as a nation
I feel it’s only a matter of time now before UK sees SERIOUS civil unrest on our streets. It’s been on the cards a long time. Sunak is quite literally goading people now. He has no place in public life. A man UNELECTED causing absolute misery/mayhem. SOOOO out of touch with us.
Conservative MP Edward Leigh thinks disabled people and pensioners cost too much. He claims £2350 to pay his Council Tax, and £2500 to pay his energy bills every year But he isn't disabled or a pensioner, he is on £94,000 He should pay his self and cut the bloody benefit costs
Dear Mr Sunak, On behalf of pretty much every doctor in the land, pretty much every person on a waiting list in the land, pretty much every sick person in the land, and increasingly most voters in the land...
If Sunak wants to ban “sicknote culture” then I want MPs to submit a timesheet every week. Dorries who never showed up to Parliament for months & the MPs who are absent from their constituencies would then have their pay cut accordingly. Make it happen @RishiSunak 👍
"Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work."
Wadey @wilson_wadey
2K Followers 2K Following Not great company. Runner, Surfer/Paddleboarder Writing a new chapter
Duchess Anna of Banan.. @duchess_banana
24K Followers 5K Following Food, sports, and filth. Distributing the finest word vomit since 2019. @VancityReynolds liked one of my tweets once.
MENSAID @MENSAIDINC
2K Followers 2K Following I look at The Weird, The Wild, and The Crazy things from around the world, live streaming the results of the week each Friday.
Wiking Wings @WikingWings
58K Followers 39K Following ۰ Composer ۰ Musician ۰ Photographer ۰ Designer ۰ ~Link to all music, audiovisual and social media platforms: https://t.co/kpc5isfyor
Stephanie J @SpiritWalker115
337 Followers 479 Following Just bobbing along. Music, films, Sci-Fi, Goth & Horror, Vampires & Zombies, Books. Be kind 🎸🥁📚🎬🎬🍿👠
Shar 🏴.. @cymru_79
33K Followers 5K Following AS Warrior•Champion of Kindness•Positivity Wins•Teacher/Lecturer•TV Extra•Welsh Rugby•DMsClosed❌• #bekind #Spoonie #AnkylosingSpondylitis
Lady Sheps aka Shep 2 @ShepsVodkaParty
8K Followers 2K Following Button the dog is my baby. Vodka is my bf. She / Her. Don’t DM me Don’t DM me DONT DM MEEEEEEE
Mandy Stanford @MandyStanford3
13K Followers 8K Following if you're offended easily I'm not for you 🙂 alt account is Ruthi42 and some numbers🤷♀️ you'll see muh face😊
Amy 💙 @obsidianamy
152 Followers 602 Following bristol 🇬🇧 | fitness enthusiast & art lover 🏋️♀️🎨 | turning life's canvas into a masterpiece. UTG. I’m cooler on instagram
Sarah @Stiggyblack
23K Followers 22K Following I don’t respond to DMs,I’m married!! full time mum,and a artist.Autistic female Aspergers.#autism,m.e,Dyslexic.I will follow you back,but unfollow if you do.
emma 💙 @emma_ctid93x
18K Followers 16K Following MCFC 💙 Football ⚽️ @AndyMufcTally ❤️ PSN: emmamcfc93 🎮 // Insta: _emmactidxo 📸 @emctid93x is my old twitter account
𝙷𝚊𝚗-𝚝𝚊.. @pixiehann
23K Followers 6K Following 𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜. 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎. 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚘𝚐. 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜. 𝙵𝟷 𝚖𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗 & 𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚛𝚒 𝚡
Hayley @Hayley_Films
1K Followers 5K Following I'm a writer for Dead Northern. Happy to talk about films all day long 😁😁
Erin Angel @xerin_angelx
31 Followers 90 Following 💗 UK pro wrestler 🇬🇧 Instagram: 1erinangel. Enquires: [email protected]
𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓢.. @yourunicorn42
1K Followers 1K Following Broken, Democrat, Sarcastic, Funny, Sometimes Inappropriate 🌊 Resist. Support 🇺🇦 I'm Hungry! 🍔🍩 If you have a beard, I'm already in love with you 💕 🧔
𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖔�.. @carb0nmono
2K Followers 4K Following 28 - England | Artist & Graphic Designer | Pop Punk & Metalcore Enthusiast | Gamer | Full-Time Anxious Bean
Hand of Kalliach @HKalliach
2K Followers 2K Following Scottish/Celtic atmospheric melodic death metal with @ProstheticRcds. Endorsed by https://t.co/zHQDOAzAFb. Tweets by Sophie & John
Tito Vespasiani @TitoVespasiani
2K Followers 2K Following A&R @ Everlasting Spew Records, Founder of Death Over Rome Bookings, Manager of Hideous Divinity & Helslave. Be in touch on Insta! https://t.co/PYdPuiViPS
Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl
57K Followers 13K Following I’m the tree hugging + cannabis lovin’ + animal rescuing + prochoice + lgbtq + secular + humanist + liberal + activist your parents warned you about. 🐈⬛
Dockers 💫 @whatsiobhandid
798 Followers 393 Following Woe is me nuisance. Dog lady, elder emo, engineer, endo warrior (she/her)
Woke Lefty 🫣 @SalfordMe2023
32K Followers 18K Following If you can justify killing children we have nothing to talk about 🤦♀️ Never mistake honesty & kindness for weakness - it'll hurt 🥰 Not single - #MUFC
CALEDONIAN KITTY 𝕵.. @CaledonianKitty
23K Followers 9K Following Vampiress • Writer • Retro Glamour, Horror, Metal, Bats • Singer of Bryan Ferry songs • https://t.co/SNuHeIpT3A @TrueCrimeWithCK 🏴🇪🇸
Yersin @Yersinofficial
2K Followers 3K Following True Northern Extreme Metal. Check out the video for The Scythe Is Remorseless https://t.co/oQimjTvjrh
𝕁. @jtothet
33K Followers 8K Following 👑 of Dad Jokes. Talk nerdy to me. Punnier than most. Old soul✖️DMs
𝕯𝖆𝖚𝖌𝖍�.. @nazgurrl
936 Followers 512 Following Doom/Stoner Metal/Sludge/Heavy Psych/Desert Rock - Cats - Guitar - Shitposting - Horror - Gaming - Stupidity - ACAB ig@daughter_of_doom
Anthony LaFauci @AnthonyLaFauci
17K Followers 12K Following I'm a writer of absurd monstery comics, a d&d bard on a show called Critically Stupid, a lover of time-travel and horror movies, and a full-time dad
Occultum Luciferus @0ccultum
1K Followers 3K Following #BOOK #METALHEAD #ROCK #BLACKMETAL #bestseller #author #METAL #DARK #MOVIES #Horror I am a Book Author and Metal Musician My Book Conquered the Best Seller📚
𝕷𝖆𝖚𝖗𝖆 @liv1ngd3ad_g1rl
4K Followers 2K Following Alt Fashion ⛓️ Metalcore/80s 🖤 Pocket Goth 🦇 Learner Rider 🏍️ MCFC ⚽️
mega infinity ∞ lis.. @megafaminfinity
12K Followers 10K Following REEL BIG WITCH | Chaos Magick out now on @skapunkintl | book us: [email protected]
Lisa J @dancingshoes06
32K Followers 21K Following What are you listening to is it a cover band in some college town bar, when it’s na na na and air guitars or is it something to get you through ♥️🎶♥️🎶
Matt 🤘 @YamYampysoona
844 Followers 1K Following Never trust anyone that doesn't like dogs or Led Zeppelin. #LFC #YNWA #JFT97
Ely Freaky Fairy Bott.. @elyeathea
21K Followers 2K Following Wrestled my demons once... there was jello... it got weird. You can't touch my dimples. Love child of ScarJo & Chucky.
💀🤘Lindsay C �.. @Lindsay_C88
7K Followers 1K Following Host of @TheMetalJournal | Editor/Journalist for @ThisDayInMetal | Coffee fiend ☕ | Outdoorsy type 🗻 | General Nerd | Scottish metalhead🤘
𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 .. @ghost_stories_t
5K Followers 5K Following Mythical creature. Who like nice crime stories and ghostly things. Creepypasta and scary things is my life. If you love this things, join my Family.
ʀᴇʙᴇʟ @RebelSpiritTM
11K Followers 11K Following Chaos, panic & disorder – my work here is done 😈 My other account is @RebelSpiritTM2. I manage both. I don't read my DMs.
Kate @dieselkeds
2K Followers 1K Following 🏴 Books, dogs, theatre, true crime, history, crafting. Fighting depression & anxiety with a sense of humour & mad sword skills!
Alec Simpson @SimpsonAlec90
589 Followers 2K Following Host of The Alec Simpson Show (TheASS) on @lettalksport #NFL
Fucking Phenomenal @Respectu_omnis
1K Followers 2K Following Respect for self, respect for others, respect for environment.
𝔑𝔦𝔤𝔢 𝔖.. @NigeSavage
2K Followers 2K Following Guitar/bass/songwriter of CHUPACABRA (@ChupacabraMetal). Metal lover, vinyl collector since 1985. Red wine, cricket, Greek islands.
Beardedmetalhead 🤘 @hairymetalhead
420 Followers 412 Following Star Trek, Doctor Who, Buffy and Metal!!
Allegaeon @Allegaeon
10K Followers 29 Following #Iridescent out now on Metal Blade Records! #MeloTech
𝐋𝐘𝐋𝐀 @shadesoflyla
2K Followers 271 Following dancing goth baby. drag photographer & designer at @lylacreates
Elle @Ellewurm
23K Followers 823 Following Tattooed, alternative, photo-taking writer. I like pretty dresses, adventure and skittles. Ridiculous human being. Long suffering #SAFC fan.
Lisa @WoodLovelylisat
16K Followers 4K Following Bit of a clown, bit of an old rocker🎶 🎵 Mainly posting about music. Does a wicked Yorkshire accent. No DMs.
Wadey @wilson_wadey
2K Followers 2K Following Not great company. Runner, Surfer/Paddleboarder Writing a new chapter
Figen @TheFigen_
1.8M Followers 11 Following PhD musicology/Teacher/Turkish woman/ Posting #humor #art #history #cool #Motivation #Memes content. DM for credit - and X is a King!
SmallAngryLoud 🗿 @Littlemiss8653
626 Followers 450 Following She does not suffer fools gladly. Shit posting for Satan 😈 waging war on stupidity
Sarah @trit0ps
10K Followers 488 Following If you’re not a dog person, I’m not a you person.Barber since ‘04. My Labrador (Gloria) is life. #cufc 💙 No,I do not have OF & asking random women is weird🖕🏼
Tinder Girl @girl_tinder
22K Followers 2K Following Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. https://t.co/I8prQEHAK5
Warwick Davis @WarwickADavis
666K Followers 971 Following Actor, television presenter, producer, director, husband & dad, who just happens to be short! President of @LPUKOnline, the charity for people with dwarfism.
🖤🧙🖤 The Orig.. @Yorkslass72
4K Followers 2K Following Wear a smile on my face but there's a demon inside. I 🖤 Johnny Depp. Assume I don't care what you think of me, it'll save us both time. love dogs...people..meh
Eds @mrschepfer
334 Followers 210 Following Mother. Wannabe Wife. Sober. Earring whore. Same gobshite 🇮🇪
datingisdumbblog @datingisdumbbl1
1K Followers 119 Following A 30-something American blogging her dating (mis)adventures in London. I'm not mad, that's just how my face looks. https://t.co/69oJ37HShZ
Wiking Wings @WikingWings
58K Followers 39K Following ۰ Composer ۰ Musician ۰ Photographer ۰ Designer ۰ ~Link to all music, audiovisual and social media platforms: https://t.co/kpc5isfyor
Dr Fi Bowler @FionaBowler
8K Followers 1K Following Historian @unisouthwales & @unisouthampton | postdoc @ntvhistory | writing a book on Britain’s nuclear test veterans | cat fosterer/wrangler. she/her
Holly Brockwell @holly
121K Followers 59K Following I run Holly's Merry Moggies, a no-kill shelter for disabled, elderly & unloved kitties. In Nottingham but rehoming across the UK. [email protected]
Tashy McTashface @TashP351
6K Followers 2K Following A whore in the kitchen, a cook in the bedroom, and a crap mum.
Stephanie J @SpiritWalker115
337 Followers 479 Following Just bobbing along. Music, films, Sci-Fi, Goth & Horror, Vampires & Zombies, Books. Be kind 🎸🥁📚🎬🎬🍿👠
*~♡~Erin~♡~* @thismouththo420
24K Followers 2K Following A lil' Crazy, A lil’ Thicc, Fun Toker💚✌🏻😶🌫️ Mom to 2 Amazing Sons! Admirer of Dad bods🙌🏻 No DMs, just makin' friends😉
MENSAID @MENSAIDINC
2K Followers 2K Following I look at The Weird, The Wild, and The Crazy things from around the world, live streaming the results of the week each Friday.
Leah Rebecca @LeahRebeccaUK
15K Followers 3K Following Surrey redhead, not in Surrey. Mostly harmless. A bit mad/goth/random - nice anyway. Creator of MiniMonday and Caturday. Partial to tea, gin, hifi, & Sci-fi 😀
cat @Squoggs
2K Followers 586 Following 27 • cats, video games & metalcore • twitch affiliate • i just chat absolute shit i’m sorry in advance 🤠
Duchess Anna of Banan.. @duchess_banana
24K Followers 5K Following Food, sports, and filth. Distributing the finest word vomit since 2019. @VancityReynolds liked one of my tweets once.
Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼�.. @clumsyoaf33
40K Followers 6K Following Clumsy Oaf A bit Feisty🔥Happy to take the piss out of myself 😉Typo twat 🤦🏼♀️ Outfit tweeter 👗 #ClumsysCloset
Ashley James @ashleyljames
103K Followers 2K Following 🎙Presenter & DJ 🎧 Instagram ashleylouisejames ✨ Contact: [email protected]
India Willoughby @IndiaWilloughby
80K Followers 9K Following Broadcaster/Journalist. World’s 1st Trans Newsreader. 21st Century Suffragette. Indisputably Female. Patron of the legendary Keighley Cougars ⭐️🏳️⚧️💚
Gwendolyn @GLB_88
18K Followers 874 Following Arsenal, new shoes, boobs, Ibiza! I don’t like people so don’t talk to me. 😎
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 .. @perrigame
31K Followers 2K Following Came with a warning label but I ate it. Low riding junkie girl 🌷Owner of Amooz Boosh 🍭 🍰 🍪 🧁 🎂🍿𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢📸 perri.nicole and amooz.boosh
Lilith @Lilith_Atheist
17K Followers 5K Following Demon and atheist from the depths of Hell. Former wife of Adam. Queen of the damned. Too hot to handle, too cold to hold. You can't fuck with the chosen one.
Rae Kennedy @raekennedy_
57K Followers 826 Following Author. Artist. Weirdo. Writer of fluffy, funny, STEAMY, swoony romance. Swoony is totally a word. she/her
EVE - Riot Grrrls of .. @ProWrestlingEVE
17K Followers 5K Following May 3 - London Anti-Establishment. Women's Punk Pro Wrestling Live Event Experience! Watch EVE live online: https://t.co/vEKB1iqFrd
ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2
108K Followers 2K Following Other account @ThexyBeatht Still no defense mechanism against puppies or chocolate. Lover of good laughs. Sunshine and flip flops make me happy.
Mandy Stanford @MandyStanford3
13K Followers 8K Following if you're offended easily I'm not for you 🙂 alt account is Ruthi42 and some numbers🤷♀️ you'll see muh face😊
Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison
285K Followers 1K Following On a mission to save 10,000 dogs a month. Living in Thailand. Read more about the dogs and help out on the link below
Amy 💙 @obsidianamy
152 Followers 602 Following bristol 🇬🇧 | fitness enthusiast & art lover 🏋️♀️🎨 | turning life's canvas into a masterpiece. UTG. I’m cooler on instagram
Leland Sage @LelandSage
4K Followers 762 Following Heavier metals, distance running, observing nature, playing music, terrible puns, and dark humours. irreligious | loveislove | blacklivesmatter
Sarah @Stiggyblack
23K Followers 22K Following I don’t respond to DMs,I’m married!! full time mum,and a artist.Autistic female Aspergers.#autism,m.e,Dyslexic.I will follow you back,but unfollow if you do.
We adopted this majestic beast ten years ago today. 🥰
Sir, did you really just mansplain puzzling to me? 🙄
@HighnessOphelia I usually start with the outside edges first
Tonight I saw a beautiful vixen lead her kits out in the relative safety of the dusk onto the field by mine for a play and I almost lost my marbles with pure joy 🥹🧡 Sometimes life is beautiful, isn't it
Everybody who has ever owned a hamster has at least one crazy story to tell. We still miss Phoebe Buffay very much. (And she was really good at leaning on stuff).
Anyone remember Phoebe Buffay? She was bloody ace.
Everybody who has ever owned a hamster has at least one crazy story to tell. We still miss Phoebe Buffay very much. (And she was really good at leaning on stuff).
I’ve seen people suggesting that as these welfare cuts are just a proposal, no one needs to worry or do anything. I don’t think that’s wise. This government will only enact this policy if they think they can get away with it - so let’s be very clear that we will not tolerate it.
This is Khan. He is your Uber driver. But unlike most Ubers, all of his rides go to the park. And also you drive. 13/10 five stars
I've already told you about my favorite interaction ever while in Russia, so tonight I'll share a different little nugget. Nobody's asking and nobody cares, but I don't have to work tomorrow morning and I'm in the mood. Mute me or unfollow me if you must.
Why do I pay solicitors so much money to have to be asked to do everything...
I won the dirty flat war! Professional clean I had to get is being reimbursed! Whoop!
When I visited Georgia, I was the only non-Russian/ex-Soviet-born tourist virtually everywhere. I went to a winery tour and all the others where Russians; when it transpired that I wasn't one, the staff started giving me COPIOUS amounts of wine. COPIOUS.
Here I am, hammered on Saperavi in the ass* of Kakheti (East Georgia 🇬🇪) by 2 pm. *In the ass of X", "in the fifth cunt" or "where Jesus Christ lost his lighter/espadrille" is how Spaniards say back of beyond, butthole of, boondocks, etc.
Machinehead won't be for everyone. But for me, this record is an absolute monster. The breakdown in the title track is one of my favourite.
grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit
Post a pic of you with long hair
Dipping my salt & pepper chicken in the Mersey
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
Love The brighter evenings can get an extra walk in with Dave
She’s had a ruff day meeting n greeting in the barbershop today.
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