Dave Grohl’s Daughter @hschofielddd
Dunder Mifflin, this is Hayley Odenton, MD Joined August 2017-
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Thanks @103WRNR for letting me see Dave tonight!! You guys rock!!!!! #foofighters
You ever get that feeling like you’re an idiot and everything you do is stupid and wrong
Have you ever walked by a Cinnabon x.com/mickeastcoast8…
I VERY PASSIONATELY OPPOSE PEOPLE WHO PUT HOT FOOD ON TOP OF COLD SALAD
my dog’s best friend is a brick
facebook is just a picture that says ‘do you remember when mother used to boil the kettle?’ and one million 60 year olds answering ‘yes’ in all caps now
This is how possum moms carry their babies!
RIP Hugh Dane, aka Hank the security guard. He was one of the greats. So kind, funny, talented. We will all miss him. Donations can be made in his name to: innercityculturalcenter.org
Will it ever stop fucking raining? Asking for a friend
If one more fucking idiot posts that The Office is leaving Netflix I SWEAR like people will do anything to get retweeted x.com/hannahboucher_…
If one more fucking idiot posts that The Office is leaving Netflix I SWEAR like people will do anything to get retweeted x.com/hannahboucher_…
I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them ⚪️Sam ⚪️Sam I am 🔘Sam, The first night at bed when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head in between a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch,Ron
Did anyone else’s parents tell them they can’t shower during a thunderstorm or you’ll get struck by lightening and die or is it just my mom???
Sometimes I wish I hung out with more people, and had more close friends, but while I may be outgoing when comfortable, I’m also an introvert and I get exhausted. Maybe it’ll change.
S4 of Kimmy Schmidt was only 6 episodes long?? And S5 of Arrested Development was only 8?? What gives @netflix I’m tryna binge over here
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@hschofielddd @foofighters @MerriweatherPP @DC101 @1027jackfm "There's no Point in being crabby about it". Explain that statement to us, and we'll hook you up. (you'll also have to ditch the other stations). Deal?
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This is Donna driving everyone on Parks and Rec home from the bar because they all had too much "Snake Juice" x.com/uberfacts/stat…
This is how possum moms carry their babies!
the human hasn’t smiled much today. and i’m not sure why. but i have a squeaker toy that looks like a cupcake. and i am coming. to the rescue
This is Louie. He has misplaced his Cheerio. Would love your help finding it. 14/10 of course, Louie
This is Sadie. She consumes ice cream so aggressively she has to get hosed off afterwards. 12/10 totally worth it
my dog’s best friend is a brick
I always unbutton my pants in the car because I have belly issues, yadda yadda. well long story short, I just walked into the dentist's office with my jeans unbuttoned and zipped
This is how possum moms carry their babies!
straight white people asking where their heterosexual pride day at when they know damn well old navy's fourth of july sale coming up
[me, listening to "New Slang" for the 4,572,689th time] "more like the dirt in YOUR fries..."
@hschofielddd @foofighters @MerriweatherPP @DC101 @1027jackfm "There's no Point in being crabby about it". Explain that statement to us, and we'll hook you up. (you'll also have to ditch the other stations). Deal?
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Sad my internship ends today but excited for new opportunities to come my way 💕 I’m so excited for life’s ups and downs, I just wish my mama could be by my side through it 😇 always thinking of you angel
Did @Weezer just musically troll @Weezerafrica? After a long campaign to get them to cover @toto99com's "Africa", they took on "Rosanna". LISTEN: ihr.fm/2IHXxpa
today i saw a girl that looked about 12 who was wearing shorts covered in peace-signs and her t-shirt was tied back in a hair tie and i just wanna say thank you for being a normal 12 year old and for giving me hope in humanity
ashton kutcher: - from iowa - hot - hot wife - works to end child sex trafficking - gave ellen 4 million for her wildlife fund - quote: “the sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous”
@hschofielddd My 2 mile commute takes 20 minutes when leap is letting out of school
So last night this black and white cat came up to my window and I was petting him for like an hour. Real dope cat. Gonna ask my mom if we can take him in but I’m not sure if a no from her would even stop me. He’s very soft.