hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈My super power is running from my problems 21, Lifes a Beach, Marvel & Harry Potter addict🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 In Anna Kendrick's closet Joined January 2020

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

6 hours ago

When on scale of 1 to 10 the sex is a 38! And then u realize you the only one home so you slap your own ass and go make your own sandwich, make that two!

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

18 hours ago

4 more hours not sure if this is overtime or credits for classes??? I mean i say both puuuuleeeez!

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Me: Kentucky Fried Chicken really is Finger Lickin Good! My Brain: Don't You Dare! Dont Think it! Dont you Do it! Me: Pulls into Chinese restaurant makes awkward eye contact with fav employee while rubbin chicken breast over body My Brain: Lord help us Me:

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

21 hours ago

So ya that may have been me with my head all buried in bucket of KFC

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

a day ago

For the record, i did not make her roll across the hood of my car, not gonna lie i did picture it a few times in my head, but I may have stopped a foot or two away and laid on my horn, yes a coffee went flyin, not mine! and was like watch where going!

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

a day ago

When you pull into employee parking lot and you see your work enemy crossing with head down in phone and your brain is like Oh i got this! i promise it will look like an accident

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

a day ago

At red lites, U Sing!

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

2 days ago

snack coffee class

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

2 days ago

Co Worker: So you wanna split a chef salad for lunch? Me: um if on my half you put the lettuce and cheese on top of a double bacon cheese burger then yes

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

2 days ago

Coworker: Um, u kinda smell like hashbrowns Me: Reaches into pocket, u want one?

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

2 days ago

Coffee

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

2 days ago

Thrift shop skirt and top $11! Me: ima wear this to church Sunday Ma: You are not wearing that to Church! Me: Oookaaayyyyy, but when i walk in nakey and start getting some looks I am telling them it was your idea

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

3 days ago

Overtime always sounds so good until you realize how many more hours u have left 6 1/2 and counting

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

3 days ago

Moving in slowwwwwwwww motion but fast enough to get majority of the bacon

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

3 days ago

So I was like I cant believe its only Thursday, sip coffee Mom: You got a letter right, its only Tuesday Me: FuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaacccckkKKKkk!

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hufflemypuffle @hufflepufxx

4 days ago

Where the Hell is my phone???? Coworker: Call it, u may hear it Me: U know phones are on silent/vibrate at work Coworker: I know, here i will call you Me: Don't......Oh God!!!! Coworker: Wait! What? u okay Me: Call....Me. Again... Coworker: What! Why? Me: Im sitting on it!