Fiona @improbablefiona
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When my paper gets referenced once
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Genuinely thought she was giving herself a little hair moustache to be silly
Genuinely thought she was giving herself a little hair moustache to be silly
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Congratulations on your completion of a PhD at our university - you are now a valued member of our academic family. Your email and library access will terminate in 11 minutes.
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if you have a baby, you are legally required to dress them as moo deng for halloween this year. you have two babies? two moo dengs
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How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things
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Me 12am October 1st
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september 30 october 1
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when you say you enjoy sports as a woman and they start asking what the players had for breakfast 3 days ago
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Me subtly trying to meet the bartender’s eye so they see I’m waiting politely and patiently and should let me order next
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getting a tattoo and being told you've sat well is how I imagine dogs feel when they get a little pat on the head
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this is literally what imposter syndrome feels like
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concur was designed to dissuade the user from seeking reimbursement, yes?
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me in the theatres when they showed up in Scream (2022)
me in the theatres when they showed up in Scream (2022) https://t.co/3MkKJXl1Wf
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inside you there are two elephants
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