Ian tolley @imt0577

Made in '1977', married, father of three, carpenter, carp fisherman and day dream musician, LFC fan YNWA :) Essex Essex Joined July 2011

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Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe

5 years ago

It’s very frustrating having a mid life crisis in lockdown. I’m sat on a quad bike in my lounge crying my eyes out

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5 years ago

I've not bought a newspaper for years! But to put that into context I've not bought a fax machine or a Gameboy for years either

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5 years ago

It's fair to say I'm less active At work : think I'll stop for a quick break! .... Makes a cup of tea Lockdown: I need something to do....Makes a cup of tea 🤔

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Ian tolley @imt0577

5 years ago

It can't #rain all the time !

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Ian tolley @imt0577

5 years ago

Can we stop making the Americans self appointed leaders of the world in disaster movies now Melania has had to put child locks on the kitchen cupboards

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NEWS🎙🎙My garage phoned me today and said ur cars ready I though it was dead... He said ur a Nurse and better off at work ...New Clutch sourced and fitted bits and bobs done .FREE of Charge.nearly swallowed ma toungue.. Cummings Auto Pollockshaws 👌👌

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

It astounding he made it to be an adult let alone a president

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6 years ago

Being released into the wild after lockdown with our perfectly toned Joe Wickes bodies 👇

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

All incoming passengers on planes should be tested if it saves just 1 loved one it's worth it !!!

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

Gave up watching the press conference about a week ago I'm not 5 yrs old I can look out the window and see people are using their cars less

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Carp Focus @carp_focus2

6 years ago

For those who are missing the buzz. Stay safe.

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

Can't even go in the room where I keep my fishing gear is to upsetting

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

I wonder if the panic buyers are sick of pasta yet ?

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

Day 1 of politician school: Answer the following question in a vague, cryptic and ambiguous way talking for as long as possible never using the words Yes or No Jenny has a bowl of custard would you agree it is yellow? ( Response must contain at least 10,000 characters)

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

Captain fantastic (sir??) Tom Moore you are a national treasure and an inspiration to us all !!! Westminster bridge clappers 🤦 Wtf seriously !!!

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Liverpool FC @LFC

6 years ago

We stand together today as a family to remember the 96 Liverpool fans – men, women and children – who so tragically lost their lives at Hillsborough. We are together in spirit today to offer our love and support on this very difficult day. You’ll Never Walk Alone.

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Danny Williams @DanWilliams1988

6 years ago

Amazing 👏👏👏👏❤YNWA❤

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

Remember sport, I really did like that!!

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Pointless 3 day bender or a weekend in paradise 😎 @JohnEtheridge79

6 years ago

Please for the love of god can we not make jokes about this, we're better than this. bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

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Ian tolley @imt0577

6 years ago

While the responsible sit home like inmates with only limited outdoor time the irresponsible flaunt rules and get away with it only a matter of time before the nation hits f**k it! Give police something to enforce effectively .5 of a mile from your home exercise law with fines