Sad Reliability Engineer @irateadmin
'YAML developer', gluing infrastructure together with 'code' and not dealing with your shit. He/him 🏳️🌈 Joined April 2009-
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Networking is just plumbing, unfortunately it's sewage plumbing.
More of that pretty @Ubiquiti gear to almost finish up my home network.
The SolarWinds backdoor news made me remember stories about FireEye being a convenient entry point into F100 organizations back when. Remember, folks, that "visibility" and "automation" you're getting from these tools can also provide the same benefits to attackers if pwned...
Wrong type of containers Facebook...
DA DA DA DAH! DA DA DA DAH!
If anyone is looking, I've been watching honeycomb for a few years, they've got a pretty awesome Observability platform, and you get the opportunity to work with brilliant people.
Alright, I can't deal with it anymore. I'm officially on the job market. Lots of Ops experience, Python, Perl, bash, monitoring systems, worked with cloud (aws, GCP, Azure), puppet, terraform, docker and containers, currently learning K8s. ITIL and incident management
I keep a bottle of wine at my desk, one of these days it's gonna be bad enough I'll open it on a call....
If your canary testing is "welp, no one complained, it's good!" and you yeet it into prod with a #YOLO, you're doing it wrong.
Several days ago, I saw a post asking if males look up to, or have females as role models. I sure as hell do, some of the best infotech people I follow are women. I don't have enough characters to fill out the names of the females I admire for their contributions to this industry
I've had this strong held rule for years stating I would not learn Java. I've decided it's time to break it. It'll be easier for me to provide value to our devs if I can speak the same language as them, and understand their issues better.
"wait, why would we monitor that service by checking it via HTTPS?" Because all it essentially does is receive http requests....
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[email protected] @_jsimonovski
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if you don't want women to call you creepy on Twitter, don't be a fucking creep.
this many hours into back to back meetings I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that the best solution is to throw all the computers out the window
So a thread I've been "meaning to write" for the past few years but somehow always found an excuse to avoid. No more! My entire career (and life, really) have been shaped by ADHD. The key was finally emphasizing for things I'm good at, while avoiding the things that I'm bad at.
@swagitda_ *continues to scream into the void*
♪ ♫ ♬ AND I WOULD SEE 500 ERRORS AND I WOULD SEE 500 MORE JUST TO HAVE MY APPS RUN IN THE CLOUD AND NOT ON-PREM LIKE DINOSAURS ♪ ♫ ♬
We're aware users are experiencing 500 errors. This is due to an AWS outage. We appreciate your reports and will share updates here as they are available.
Apply for the job you can learn, not for the one you can do
@irateadmin lol... it took me a minute to realize i thought you were complaining about both of these things you tweeted, then realized it was because of your face emoji next to it :)
You’re accomplishing what a few hundred people in cloud marketing departments apparently can’t: educate while entertaining.
Like this if you personally know someone that has gotten COVID. I’m trying to prove a point
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