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names are crazy bc “Caitlin” means you’re cool but “Kate Lynn” means you’re in an Amish cult 👗
@megamcgo @kraftmacncheese s/o to my favorite tree 🌳
Starting a book club where you don’t have to read the book you just have to ask me about the book in public to make other people think i read. its $5 to join
People in old English times: “…….anyway, here’s the piano forte” 🎹
@heym1k1ursofine @Chilis *cries into beef nachos*
Day two of stolen phone. I'm scared, confused, lonely, hungry, a little dehydrated, I can't find my chapstick, I spent too much money this month, I haven't seen my checkbook in 5 months and honestly idk where it is or if it matters (what does "emulsify" mean?) #lostphone
Me: I know words Worldle: no u don’t Me: no I don’t
I loved Don’t Look Up but I would also watch a 90-minute version that’s just @JonahHill’s prayer for stuff. “Sushi, leather jackets, ‘ratis, ‘benzes, benZOs, tasteful diamond anklets, smoked salmon…”
I think my favorite movie is Jaws but it’s really National Treasure
#chicago’s cool bc you can look at a shitty dive bar and go “lol that looks like a bar Jeffrey dahmer would go to” and then it is.
If I were a sports reporter talking to a sports player: do you ever think the fear of striking out would keep you from playing the game? 👀 👑👗🐸🤳
Who else hopes fb and insta just don’t turn back on? Not because of mental health. I just want to see mark zuckerberg cry.
Some of you never had to call the Fandango movie hotline and listen to 30 movie titles and times and then miss the one you wanted and have to listen all over again and it shows.
truly a beautiful nbc moment where the sideline reporter tells the weeping gold medalist that he can connect with his family over microsoft teams
Remembering all the elementary school carnivals I went to that had cake walks without cake. Honestly how dare you do that to a child/adult woman #cake
#ICYMI the 2nd vaccine is like if a herd of elephants ran over your body and then one of those elephants gave you the second vaccine. #thankyouscience
Finding $50 on the sidewalk and celebrating with a stranger passing by is the Chicago energy I love.
Me: Lives life Life: YOUR NORTON LIFE LOCK IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE. PROTECT YOURSELF FROM A DATA BREACH WITH NORTON LIFE LOCK WHEN YOU SIGN UP FOR NORTON LIFE LOCK
@Wendys really giving off some Liz Lemon "how's your mom's pill addiction" vibes.
@OfficiallyJon24 Is the Harvard sweatshirt so you can cosplay as the version of you that isn't a disappointment? #NationalRoastDay
Rorruez @rorruez53667
16 Followers 1K Following
The Real Ketchup Guy @therealketchupg
5K Followers 2K Following DIV 2 College Football Walk On/Coach, Golden Gloves Boxer, Retired 22yrs Hollywood Stuntman, Real Estate/Crypto Invetsor, True Made Foods Spokesperson
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MathScience Pro @collegeprowrite
99 Followers 4K Following The best Math & Sciences handler you can trust. Our team of professionals experts are at your service. Dm us @collegeprowrite
Devan Coggan @devancoggan
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miki turner @heym1k1ursofine
144 Followers 289 Following Sharing initials with market price is less cool than you think.
Charles Hendricks @charlesdba
328 Followers 2K Following CEO & Hedge Fund Manager TomorrowNow - Focus on data models using A.I. to build trading models used for Stock, Options, Futures & FOREX Speculation.
Sweat + Co @SweatandCo
140 Followers 480 Following We don't just tell our clients' stories, we help create them.
Spencer Wilson @Spencer_WNews
6K Followers 879 Following Murrow+Emmy-award winning @CBSNewsColorado Reporter | @Mizzou Grad | Raised in the Rocky Mountains, now reporting there | Fairly decent hairline | Typo Prone
Sandy Ritschke @sandyritschke
196 Followers 224 Following #UWW alum. Hanson fan. Cooking and baking amateur. Working to build a home + life filled with love. Views are my own.
Alison Burdick @burdicae
182 Followers 349 Following Feminist. Adventure seeker. Cheese enthusiast. Lives by the motto “Death Before Decaf.” Digital Content Strategist for @theladiesobvi
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286 Followers 2K Following i get shit done. writer, strategist, problem solver, relationship builder
Stephanie @lovefischer
207 Followers 387 Following
amrita @_amrita_c
204 Followers 616 Following software engineer, consumer of all things sweet, care about Bhimpalasi, blues, fractals and doughnuts. Nashik ✈️ New York ✈️ Des Moines ✈️ Chicago
Stephanie zerr @ZerrStephanie
7 Followers 73 Following
Random64 @coolmatt64
525 Followers 5K Following chemical engineering, music, video games, programming, math
Lj @lj3606
2K Followers 6K Following Patriotic. Proud American. Conservative. God. Pro Life. Guns. Free thinker. Sarcastic. I’ll offend u, and I retweet like crazy get over it. Opinions are my own
Bill Cutrer @Cutrer
2K Followers 2K Following It's very simple. You are going to make things. I'm going to make people buy those things. We will get along famously.
Ch Naeem @chnaeemch1_ch
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Maggie @magsdi
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Jim Clodfelter @JimClodfelter
42 Followers 133 Following
Michael J. Clarke @clarke_mjc
306 Followers 2K Following New Englander and Boston based photographer 📸 Contact: [email protected]
Chris @ChrisDooDah
401 Followers 1K Following Marketing Geek. Retired Barber. Black Coffee & Green Tea. Real Ale Pundit. Escape Room aficionado. 2 Time Las Vegas Survivor. Cat Dad. Ukulele God
Tasty Productions @TastyVideos
263 Followers 1K Following Tasty Productions makes fresh and entertaining content for millennials! We are a full-service production studio. Subscribe to our channels on YouTube.
Jake Lutes @luteusmaximus
90 Followers 432 Following
Nick @NoRestNick
476 Followers 800 Following i like to write poems, make little books, and play music 🃏joker @sobotkalitmag/@ursuslit/@norestpress🃏🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
C-K @cramerkrasselt
4K Followers 2K Following An independent marketing and communications agency. "Make friends, not ads."
Leo @leogpete
209 Followers 954 Following
Cannonball Agency @cannonball_ad
2K Followers 1K Following An independent agency where art and science meet.
Girl Unfiltered @GrrrlUnfiltered
186 Followers 740 Following Everything I always wanted to say. Truth. Unfiltered. On the rocks. With salt.
UMSL Digital @UMSLDigital
2K Followers 2K Following Offering Digital Media #Marketing Courses & Certifications. We embrace the way digital technologies are used to communicate with innovation and in social media.
Joe Floccari @JoeFloccari
91K Followers 165K Following I shoot da news, I am da idiot in the hurricane, shot at 5x, tasered, flash-banged. drank prison sangria after a prison raid. I like tacos
STL Rest Review @stlouisrestaura
1K Followers 2K Following St. Louis Restaurant Review publishes online reviews and news relating to St. Louis region restaurants. We love restaurants and want to help them recover.
Division D @Division__d
343 Followers 384 Following Division-D offers innovative digital media solutions to help advertisers thrive in the online advertising marketplace.
RevistaCurandera @ArteCurandera
662 Followers 693 Following La Curandera es una revista de arte online atrevida y desprejuiciada. https://t.co/4yVdhvNEx3 Editada por @marielbreuer y @eugeniopalma
E.R. Fightmaster @GenderlessGapAd
41K Followers 607 Following
Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight
2.7M Followers 324 Following Breaking news on a weekly basis. #LastWeekTonight with John Oliver (@iamjohnoliver) Sundays at 11PM on @HBO.
Matt Gourley @MattGourley
38K Followers 848 Following Hi, I’m Matt. Superego, Conan, With Gourley And Rust, Bonanas For Bonanza, James Bonding, & Pistol Shrimps Radio. OH GOD, I DO PODCASTS.
Craig Robinson @MrCraigRobinson
453K Followers 55 Following It's your boy....Daryl, Matheson, Bouncer, Hot Tub, .MPEG, etc.
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
4.9M Followers 142 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek
386K Followers 183 Following Emmy® Award-winning comedy. Follow us on Tweeters. Stream all episodes on @cbcgem.
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1.6M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
President Biden Archi... @POTUS46Archive
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Gevalia Coffee @Gevalia
8K Followers 827 Following Slow-roasted coffee for a never bitter, better tomorrow. ✨☕️
Kraft Mac & Cheese @kraftmacncheese
34K Followers 1 Following Why's everyone trying to leave their comfort zone when mac & cheese is there?
Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper
3.2M Followers 11K Following Dad; husband; Philly boy, Dartmouth man, CNN anchor; author of The Outpost, Hellfire Club, Devil May Dance, Original Sin, Race Against Terror, soon THE BUTCHER
gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3
263K Followers 1K Following Retired fisherman and Gardener heavy into growing big veg . buy my book Big Veg from Amazon, Waterstones, Blackwells, Hive, Foyles.
CNN @CNN
61.7M Followers 1K Following It’s our job to #GoThere and tell the most difficult stories. For breaking news, follow @CNNBRK and download the CNN app ➡️ https://t.co/7PQD7o6fLw
Aviation American Gin... @AviationGin
88K Followers 749 Following Official Page of Aviation Gin. Please drink responsibly. Must be 21+ to follow. Do not share with anyone under 21 years. Rules: https://t.co/wxPV0botdd
Maximum Effort @MaximumEffort
82K Followers 38 Following We make movies, TV series, content and cocktails for the personal amusement of @vancityreynolds. We occasionally release them to the general public.
Cori Bush @CoriBush
759K Followers 2K Following Mom, wife, pastor, and former nurse running to represent the people of Missouri’s 1st District in Congress. St. Louis Strong. ✊🏾 [email protected]
Kelly Collette @KellyCollette
2K Followers 917 Following Stand up comedian (DryBar, CMT, SF Sketchfest, Limestone, Sirius XM, NPR) I'm not famous but my friends are.
Irene Tu @irene_tu
7K Followers 503 Following Comedian. All tweets are deadpan. Buy my album “We’re Done Now”👇 Tour dates👇
Jackie Keliiaa @jackiecomedy
947 Followers 588 Following Comedian. Writer. Producer. Bay Native² on Lisjan land
30 Rock @30Rock
91K Followers 229 Following Listen up, fives, a ten is speaking. The official handle for NBC's #30Rock. Streaming on @Peacock.
Laugh Factory @TheLaughFactory
84K Followers 3K Following The OFFICIAL account for the World Famous Laugh Factory in Hollywood! Also @LaughFactoryLBC @LaughFactoryCHI @LaughFactoryLAS @LaughFactoryRNO & @LaughFactorySD
Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett
74K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter. Redhead. Frequent eater of toast.
amber ruffin @ambermruffin
203K Followers 893 Following Comedian, Writer, and Host of The #AmberRuffinShow on @Peacock!
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.1M Followers 220 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson
20K Followers 2K Following Writer/Producer • Murderville (AVAILABLE NOW ON NETFLIX!) Also Medical Police/I'm Sorry/Wet Hot American Summer/Childrens Hospital/Another Period
Gabe Delahaye @gabedelahaye
13K Followers 664 Following I am a writer and comedian just like everybody else.
Reductress @Reductress
320K Followers 580 Following The one and only fake women's news magazine. Shop, learn and listen to everything Reductress: https://t.co/rZ2ivP7vKO
Oh Hello @ohhelloshow
16K Followers 171 Following Oh, Hello: the P'dcast is gonna top the charts immediately
Dulcé Sloan @dulcesloan
35K Followers 841 Following Comic | Actor | Honeybee on @GreatNorthFox | Producer of @dontreachinbag
Akilah Green @akilahgreen
31K Followers 1K Following Writer: Ghosts, Black Monday, A Black Lady Sketch Show, etc. Emmy Loser. Recovering Lawyer. Future TBD.
Chris Redd @Reddsaidit
81K Followers 3K Following Comedian! Hit the link below for tickets, updates, ALL OF IT!!
Moshe Kasher @moshekasher
154K Followers 737 Following Comedian. Cuckservative Libtard. Netflix Special: ”The Honeymoon Special” streaming now. BOOK “Kasher In the Rye” on Amazon. POD: Endless Honeymoon.



























