Jen @j3n_n_t0n1c
Bowie, Books, Borderlands 2 Missouri, USA Joined July 2019-
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Pregnancy is like a group project where one person gets stuck with all the work.
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You know, I think juggling should be in the olympics, and with some help, I think Jason can make it happen!
You know, I think juggling should be in the olympics, and with some help, I think Jason can make it happen!
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CoxHealth says in the past year, 82% of emergency room nurses were victims of physical assault and 100% of them were verbally assaulted while at work. ky3.com/2021/08/19/cox…
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The Force is strong with this lobsterwoman. 🦞
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Depression and anxiety is like being in an abusive relationship with yourself.
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Being a pessimist is great. Either I am right or everything turns out ok.
the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond is the definition of 2020 😭
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Every stairway is a stairway to heaven if you use it wrong enough.
the proper way to do a gender reveal
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I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.
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“Shit” is an insult, a compliment, a noun, and an adjective.
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You’re neither the first nor last person to see your naked body.
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Kids believing that adults have things figured out has to be one of the most effective scams in history.
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#WednesdayThoughts If you removed all the veins, arteries, & capillaries from your body, and tied them end to end, you would die.
PARKOUR!!!
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skag says hello beautiful
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If a crime is only punishable with a fine, then it is a punishment for the poor only.
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