Deer John @jackguff
I punched a mirror once and broke it and I swear that it’s not reflective of who I am | Opinions are not my own - no one is capable of novel thought Chicago, IL Joined October 2012-
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jets are in Chicago this weekend for the air water show Aaron Rodgers better watch his ass
dads company took all the truck drivers for an evening at the auto show look at this dude
how he felt after tweeting this
I know that for a lot of Republicans on the Hill their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well, let me say this. If that’s your dream, I'm your nightmare.
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@theCJS I’m so grateful we have people that are willing to physically put their bodies on the line so we can have another season of “Young Sheldon”.
pro-life implies the existence of amateur life
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i just found out the onion got in trouble back in 2012 for posting this image with the headline 'sears extremists fly plane into willis tower'
@lweldon_19 law didn't pass but I will counter with the worst day of the year each year being the one where it is so cold you cannot leave your house, usually in Jan/Feb
@ShakySchin they gotta lock it up it's built for being concealed
dude only plays likeable pseudo-libertarians which is supreme acting given the natural contradiction
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De grootste fietsenstalling 🚲🚲🚲 van onze stad opent eind januari de deuren. Om de stalling te bouwen moest het water worden weggepompt uit het Open Havenfront. Bekijk 4️⃣ jaar werk in 6️⃣0️⃣ seconden.
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wow this m&ms statement is crazy
looks like we're finally switching to teams and as the only new hire who doesn't have a vivid memory of 9/11 I will be forced to be unpaid IT help for my colleagues as they transition
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