jake @jacobsweeet

he/him | 24 kansas. vaguely Joined November 2016

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jake @jacobsweeet

3 days ago

we are so back

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jake @jacobsweeet

2 weeks ago

for my 24th birthday i would like one of the pokemon card vending machines placed in my house

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hamazon @hamazonswine

2 weeks ago

1/3 of my TL about Charlie Kirk, 1/3 taking about mega malamar and 1/3 still grieving Rachel Reilly I can’t keep up

Brooklyn @bklynb4by

2 weeks ago

1/3 of my TL about Charlie Kirk, 1/3 taking about mega malamar and 1/3 still grieving Rachel Reilly I can’t keep up

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Pierre L'Fauex @LFauexProd

4 weeks ago

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

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jake @jacobsweeet

2 months ago

i know you’re all freaking out. but i’m happy to announce that after three weeks of taking a break i am once again in the taco bell drive through

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jake @jacobsweeet

3 months ago

never associating songs with people again because do you know how embarrassing it is to shed tears to “fishin in the dark” by the nitty gritty dirt band

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evan loves worf @esjesjesj

4 months ago

Simone Biles took a break and then returned to win gold medals. Riley Gaines lost to 4 other women and then quit swimming forever. She literally quit when things got hard.

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jake @jacobsweeet

4 months ago

they’ll never take 10:30pm bedtime away from me

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Polygon @Polygon

4 months ago

Mario Kart World matches are being overrun entirely by Cow players polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

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tobyfox @tobyfox

4 months ago

DELTARUNE TOMORROW

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jake @jacobsweeet

4 months ago

i just have to go about my day to day life while the survivor 50 cast changes every three hours i can’t take it anymore

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jake @jacobsweeet

4 months ago

a very specific hate group is staying at the place i work do you think ill get called a slur today

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jake @jacobsweeet

4 months ago

how the job search is going

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jake @jacobsweeet

4 months ago

finally beat the college dropout allegations 💪

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metaphor man @shitbiscuit

5 months ago

Not now kitten daddy’s balding

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finished my last exam, turned in most of my assignments, have As in all of my classes, and i will still be paranoid that my advisor is going to email me in a week saying “it looks like you missed a 100 level course that is only offered once every 10 years” until i have my diploma