Jacob Roeland @jacroe
👽Eldritch Alien Monster with Unclear Intentions Towards Humanity 🧑 he/him jacroe.com 28.800790,-81.273110 Joined March 2008-
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@Magoober8 @Go_Bengals_ @william_rustum @miamiuniversity The order is "run, hide, fight", and it's in there order for a reason. If it's safe to run, you run. If you can't run but you can hide, you should hide. If you can't do either, you fight, usually with some makeshift weapon. No one is saying to fight if you don't have to.
@clankenluben @hallerite This is the true true Every editor, every app, every IDE, every terminal, everything is dark mode. Except for SSMS. The light must remain
@brunoborges This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and I immediately knew it was true What a stupid timeline we live in
@HarrisFootball @KelKelAZ I heard that multiple times last night. I thought I was going crazy. "Did he not just say that 5 minutes ago?"
@fran3kly @in_dim_ribs @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ but again, that's only if they do the work to look it up themselves. i myself am currently looking for a job and after 100+ applications, I don't think i've provided a single biz phone number or name
@fran3kly @in_dim_ribs @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ ah okay. in the US, employers will really only confirm objective facts like tenure dates, role responsibilities, and then whether you're eligible for reemployment there. now the latter might be some indicator but it won't be specific
@in_dim_ribs @fran3kly @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ what do you mean? i list the company name as part of my past experience. if they want to look up a business phone number, i can't stop that. but if they want a specific POC, my specific manager? well, "references are available upon request"
@fran3kly @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ i have always been able to control the contact info given and so has everyone I've known that has used me as a reference and if they're asking you why you left, you get to control the narrative at least, according to my experience
@fran3kly @okwhocaresidk @Iyiola_dev_ what like my permanent record? what are you talking about
@Selthar @cmigbear @GameChangerSam Impossible!
Won't somebody please get @Ibra_official a bolo tie to complete the outfit
.@ATT i'm sure it was a bad connection on my end and not an instruction to the AI to emphasize transfers over cancellations. I'm sure it wasn't... 2/2
.@ATT your CSRs are so nice and personable (I had a lovely convo with one about charcoal vs propane grilling this 4th) that I can't understand why you would force me to fight w/ an AI agent b4 reaching them. especially since the AI misinterpreted my "cancel" with "transfer" 1/2
@united @skyesmithdotjpg "Thanks for reaching out, Skye"
@TheWapplehouse @AkilahObviously That's pure speculation at best! Just because a manifest had "W. Bone" listed with references to him being a Jack Russell Terrier does NOT mean it was him. Another victim of the liberal media run amok smh
@JustinLardinois @PeterBP @LemonLymancom He absolutely did, but it was by Professor Bartlet so Josh tuned him out almost immediately
I used to text 40404 in 10th grade chemistry class :/
having a Twitter made before the pandemic is so ancient to me
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