Jake Waters @jakewaters
Musician. Absurdist. Idiot. I write quirky songs and play some instruments, primarily accordion and ukulele. jakewaters.com Utah, USA Joined November 2008-
Tweets522
-
Followers51
-
Following49
-
Likes109
I can tell the time of day thanks to @CenturyLink internet! Internet's down again. Must be a few minutes after 9:00! Expecting a few more drop outs by day's end, as per usual. Need a new provider asap.
0
0
0
0
0
View Details
@gnysearat I've internetted since the dawn of internet time, though now days I mostly remain quiet. Instagram is my occasional outlet.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
@AskPlayStation Hey, thank for reply. I'm now following. Please let me know what I need to do in order to obtain a replacement for my PS VR cable 4.
@AskPlayStation My Playstion VR cable (4) has developed an issue to where it occasionally works, and only when in certain positions. How can I go about getting a replacement cable 4?
@LDSchurch I'm curious to know the reasoning behind telling the demonstrators to not touch the building. Saw the video. Just thought it seemed tacky and petty.
@AskZionsBank How long does it take to hear back on a Home Equity loc? Applied almost a week ago and no word. I'm up against a deadline.
@jasoninthehouse You say some of the most ridiculous things.
Did anybody think to tell strangers to not talk to kids? And can strangers talk to other strangers? #strangerdanger #besafeguys
I probably want to be the Baha Men when I grow up.
In the 80s I never thought we'd one day live in a world without Bugle Boy clothing, yet here we are. Might as well be the apocalypse.
You'll never guess where I'm celebrating my birthday! @ Chuck E. Cheese’s instagram.com/p/BJWYEswBmgB/
Oh wow! My own totally not fake birthday star cake on my big day! Aw, I shouldn't have! instagram.com/p/BJVcaZshKu2/
I've always wanted to be part of a jury. Right now is NOT a good time for this though. Ugh. instagram.com/p/BJT4L_wB8QB/
Alf. ALF. You're 93 years old and you don't even know who Alf is? ...Piece of crap! -Tourettes Guy
Salt-N-Pepa were into some weird racial stuff wanting an Arnold body with a Denzel face.
I found it, guys! 20 FL OZ of transparent, liquidy nostalgia! instagram.com/p/BI6Kfw8hfo8/
Most of Justice's songs don't do anything for me, but this track is pretty great. youtu.be/sy1dYFGkPUE
I'm here and it's not even my birthday!!! instagram.com/p/BItTFDnhGsh/
Triceratops @TriceraTophung
424 Followers 4K Following blondish scot! Into public fun.. loves edging.. thick hung lad, heavy cummer
noname @juanant85914642
43 Followers 3K Following
Mason @BlueBalls492
44 Followers 7K Following
Zachary Damon @zacharydamonxxx
143 Followers 2K Following
carmelo hernandez @carmelo89788717
356 Followers 4K Following
Anthony LoGatto (Voic... @AnthonyLoGatto
962 Followers 7K Following Voice actor, comedian, impressionist, podcast host, all around weirdo! Business e-mail: [email protected] Represented by: @BigMouthVoices
Ketan Naik @naik_ketan
4 Followers 60 Following
Anette Bjorkqvist @Anette1
17 Followers 81 Following
William Martinez @Trie91
5 Followers 50 Following
smwh @smwh
19 Followers 211 Following
Jodi Lyn Black @JodiLynBlack1
23 Followers 64 Following Friendly to a fault ... I talk to everyone because that's what makes life interesting...
Gregory D. Rothbard @polycarp55
2K Followers 4K Following I am a renewed son, of a sovereign lord, an artist with a deep heart. so many stories I could tell you over an IPA Beer.
TylerH @mrtylers
50 Followers 652 Following
Mike-Lisa Heiner @ByuCougs22
22 Followers 4K Following
Mickelle Marchant @mmickelle8
13 Followers 107 Following
Tyler Zahnke @Tzahnke
800 Followers 4K Following Electronic musician, singer and sound collage artist, half of Mini Nifty. Also a writer and occasional programmer and game developer.
Placid Audio @PlacidAudio
2K Followers 998 Following Quality hand built effect microphones for any application. Listen to sound samples please here! https://t.co/NoXm3s9umg
Chauntelle Janzer @opiefoto
129 Followers 118 Following Opie is a boudoir and glamour portrait photographer in Salt Lake City, Utah.
DJ Particle 💜🦑 ... @DJParticle
886 Followers 1K Following The RIAAcidal Woomy! @Twitch VTuber Affiliate with VCephalo & @mnstream2. Totally not a woodcrawler. Splatfest addict. Taken. PFP by @xmikachuu. She/her.
Staheli @LisaStaheli
1 Followers 2K Following
Heiners @cougs2015
46 Followers 950 Following
Die Hard Misanthrope ... @arik1969
839 Followers 3K Following Fluent in Sarcasm, Proud Father, Navy Vet, Conservative, Anti-democRat. #birdplane, Pronouns: Fuck and You #ResistStupidJoe
Tyrone Kahn @TheKahnMan
39 Followers 111 Following
Mike & Lisa @mlheiner2014
81 Followers 640 Following
Mike Cisneros @mikeoholic
3K Followers 378 Following SEGA Stuff Maker, Writer of Comic Books, Comedy Music Performer, Stinker of Epic Proportions. All words are my own doing - apologies in advance.
Utah conecza @Utahconecza1
182 Followers 2K Following Locally developing encyclopedia of all towns. Please apply for your town if it hasn’t been listed yet on http://t.co/Unhi9ICWzl http://t.co/Jd1UJa6w0w
young piru @JoshuaBlack38
7 Followers 37 Following Nobody fuxk wit piru blatt or Da whoop or my gun gone go blatt
Stuart William Black @Phosphorjr
65 Followers 411 Following Long time gamer and Fantasy/SciFi reader who enjoys a good discussion.
Professor Psycho @ProfPsycho
18 Followers 94 Following Professor Psycho, the madest music VJ on the weird wild web. Follow me for info on new shows and events.
GOHOME Token Communic... @cuteyblossom
26 Followers 91 Following following my passion... whatever that may be today. Living w/ Marfan syndrome, service dogs and saving the world.
Dr. Mark Greene @Dr_Greene
37 Followers 47 Following I'm just a simple rodent trying to get by in this crazy homo sapien world.
The Best Baby Blog @bestbabyblog
699 Followers 786 Following New moms and expecting moms find great tweets for everything to do with healthy and beautiful babies!
Tyson @tysonwaters
1K Followers 977 Following Ska, Punk, Hip Hop. Overwatch. Psychology. Cats. Parenting. Politics / social issues.
Habitat for Humanity ... @HABITATUC
1K Followers 1K Following Official account from Habitat for Humanity of Utah County. Give • Volunteer • Shop • Recycle • Revitalize
Insane Ian (mostly on... @insaneianb
2K Followers 2K Following (he/him) Formerly of @thelaughbutton & @Destructoid Comedy/nerdcore musician @theFuMP.com & https://t.co/yooGwCBG9t Weird Al of VGM. Rap Game Susan Lucci.
Steve Lookner @lookner
252K Followers 1K Following News Anchor & Founder of @AgendaFreeTV. Specialize in breaking news.
Kemosabe @CavitySam
4K Followers 379 Following Artist, costume maker, animatronic enthusiast, collector, Nickelodeon fan and all around nostalgic weirdo perpetually stuck in the 90's.
Klogg-Is-Dead @KloggIsDead
71 Followers 3 Following NSFW Account 💀18+ Only 💀 R34 & Furry Porn 🚫Please do not repost🚫
smwh @smwh
19 Followers 211 Following
Tourettes Guy, Danny @therealdailydan
1K Followers 60 Following Daily quotes form your favorite character. Tourettes Guy!
Tim DeLaughter @TimDeLaughter
4K Followers 573 Following The instigator of @Tripdaisyofcl @Polyspree and @PreteenZenith. #Bluesky
#katch @KatchHQ
57K Followers 497 Following Katch was a frictionless app to save and discover live mobile video. Katch served decades of video to 1.3M users a month. Katch stopped service on May 4th, 2016
The Polyphonic Spree @PolySpree
7K Followers 201 Following New album Salvage Enterprise OUT NOW wherever you consume music
Chauntelle Janzer @opiefoto
129 Followers 118 Following Opie is a boudoir and glamour portrait photographer in Salt Lake City, Utah.
DJ Particle 💜🦑 ... @DJParticle
886 Followers 1K Following The RIAAcidal Woomy! @Twitch VTuber Affiliate with VCephalo & @mnstream2. Totally not a woodcrawler. Splatfest addict. Taken. PFP by @xmikachuu. She/her.
Atheist @801Atheist
360 Followers 247 Following Download the new album, Topanga http://t.co/NPoGefPAx8
Strangely Doesburg @IAmStrangely
393 Followers 122 Following Multi-Award-Winning International Cabaret Sensation - Host of Strangely and Friends, half of @PilotHousePod and eater of sharp cheese, Tim-Tams and Takis
Dr. Drew @drdrew
2.5M Followers 2K Following Board Certified Internist & Addiction Specialist • LIVE on @AskDrDrew • https://t.co/8pOde7hv1f• Health Uncensored (Fox Business) • @twc_health Board • @VShred_
After Midnight @midnight
360K Followers 8 Following follow us literally anywhere else. weeknights 12:37/11:37c on CBS and streaming on Paramount+
Jazer Giles @Jazergiles
33 Followers 46 Following
Placid Audio @PlacidAudio
2K Followers 998 Following Quality hand built effect microphones for any application. Listen to sound samples please here! https://t.co/NoXm3s9umg
Mike Cisneros @mikeoholic
3K Followers 378 Following SEGA Stuff Maker, Writer of Comic Books, Comedy Music Performer, Stinker of Epic Proportions. All words are my own doing - apologies in advance.
Double-Ewe Queue @wormquartet
1K Followers 308 Following Purveyor of fine comedic musical facemeltery since 1996. Also I'm the guy from that thing.
Ken Jennings @KenJennings
411K Followers 496 Following Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of 100 PLACES TO SEE AFTER YOU DIE (https://t.co/pxwTQ2d7lo) and a bunch of other stuff. OMNIBUS co-founder (https://t.co/aURWrO4dAO).
Jason Chaffetz @jasoninthehouse
560K Followers 2K Following Husband/Dad/GPa, Fox News. Fmr. Chair, Oversight - U.S. House of Reps. Utahn. American 🇺🇸
Nerf Herder @NerfHerder_band
7K Followers 1 Following Geekish-punkish band...writers of Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme song.
Jake Spurlock @whyisjake
3K Followers 1K Following 👨💻 @WordPressVIP Formerly @WIRED & @make & @makerfaire 👨🎓 @USCIYAOnline & @DigitalMediaUVU WordPress Core Contributor & Release Lead
Emo Philips @EmoPhilips
108K Followers 664 Following Comedian & mammal Looming gigs: Detroit, Nov 4; Cleveland, Nov 5; Youngstown Nov 6, 7 2026 thru 2079 tour schedule: https://t.co/JqfdtOLa4i
Blackout @BlackoutsBox
1K Followers 912 Following Actor / Director / Comedian / Voice Artist / Podcaster - Comedy & Consciousness - Silliness & Spirit - Tips Lovingly Welcomed! https://t.co/bLI8rQQbMR
Tyson @tysonwaters
1K Followers 977 Following Ska, Punk, Hip Hop. Overwatch. Psychology. Cats. Parenting. Politics / social issues.
Insane Ian (mostly on... @insaneianb
2K Followers 2K Following (he/him) Formerly of @thelaughbutton & @Destructoid Comedy/nerdcore musician @theFuMP.com & https://t.co/yooGwCBG9t Weird Al of VGM. Rap Game Susan Lucci.
KSL News @KSLcom
236K Followers 366 Following Breaking news and real-time updates from across Utah. News, weather, politics, public safety and more from KSL News. 💡Tips: [email protected]
MC Lars @mclars
21K Followers 1K Following og nerdcore rapper | lit-hop | matthew 21:12–13 Poe LP out now, hear it first in my Discord
Adam Carolla @adamcarolla
1.0M Followers 463 Following Host of the @AdamCarollaShow on @PodcastOne. Three time @NYTimes best selling author.
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovicYou might like
Double-Ewe Queue
@wormquartet
1K Followers
Nuclear Bubble Wrap
@NBWmusic
667 Followers
DoctorPinkerton
@doctorpinkerton
164 Followers
Larry Weaver
@larryweaver
1K Followers