jakewatson @jakewatson
Joined August 2008-
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hey @KyleKinane, came to Helium with all my best pals for my bachelor party to see you and you did not disappoint!! 20 minute fast and furious dick-joke setup... kinda epic. so rad.
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Saw @davestonecomedy at Laughs in Seattle on Saturday. Great show and I'm digging the rad Hawaiian shirt look!
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It’s an off-menu promotion, but if you can finish any entree at Applebee’s while listening to Walker Hayes’ “Fancy Like” without vomiting, your meal is free!
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The US Government has made an ad about its response to the pandemic, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. 🇺🇸
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the cholula woman looks like a great listener
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A slo-mo look at Kuma's delivery. #MarinersST
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***FAKE FG ALERT*** @Seahawks make it a ballgame with one of the GUTSIEST trick plays of the entire season. snpy.tv/1wkal6y
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I love it when @sarahcolonna and I do meet and greets cause I take the pictures and crop all of u out.
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Congrats to Ryan Lindley who tied his career high for TD passes
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It’s official. MANDATORY FUN enters the Billboard album chart this week at #1. Wow. WOW.
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“@RonFunches: Just met a Seahawk and thanked him for his service like he was a war hero. #NWLove” I liked it. Haha
I discovered that some of the diapers we bought are faulty... and by "I discovered" I mean "my wife discovered"
I don't want to set the world on fire, I just want to start a flame, a flame in your heart.
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Where will your baseball journey begin? Come check us out at brushbackbaseball.com #Baseball #Simulation
There's a guy whose whole job is to find new places to hide the "close this ad" button. bitly.xaijo.com/sally
"listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!" ~ suicide bomber teacher. bitly.xaijo.com/hANrOaH
@jake19watson just trying to help out. Keep it real man!!!
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