Rib Hillis @jakobgoose
jus lookin' for my shrimps Joined March 2015-
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Columbus Ohio has been ruined by tourists
Two words: “The Awesome Bubble Pizza”
Two words: “The Awesome Bubble Pizza”
What if we all just jacked off on the White House #JackOffAndCumOnTheWhiteHouse
When I was born they tossed me into a bin labeled 'No good', but then they fished me out, handed me a cane and a top hat, and told me I'd make it in show biz. I think I was tossed head first I'm so sleepy all the time, And violent. Bring me my tap shoes, I feel a song coming on
I work at the shrinp factory. i cut the heads and poop off the shrimp. i make -4$ an hour. they throw mud on me and laugh. its my birthday too they throw mud on me on my birthday
it's odd that his name is mike white and he called it the white lotus. that would be like jerry seinfeld writing a tv show and calling it the seinfeld lotus
Dirty Jobs …… How It’s Made ….. I enjoyed both of these programs
Teaching my son about the birds and the bees by handing him a freakin packet
Oh, and by the way, *Biden draws a beautiful, photorealistic grandfather clock before leaving the white house forever*
Dick lookin like saddam hussein hiding place
5:55am first poop of the day 6:00am wake up 6:01am second poop of the day 6:15am get out of bed
*wearing basketball shorts that smell like penis* hey
Hold up, does the Hawk Tuah girl actually spit on people..... down there? 😂

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