Jordan @jalexruby
when it comes to getting dressed i'm the one that knows how to do it for me the best Joined November 2020-
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how tf do whales end up beaching themselves? Like how did you take a wrong turn and end up on land big guy eyes on the road
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Elmo thinks you look great in red Ms. @rihanna, just like Elmo! ❤️
Did we beat the spotted lantern flies? Haven’t heard about those lil homies in a min...
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you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"
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Old people deserve massive respect.. their journey is almost over and no one knows what’s on the other side 🪦
Dear @WheatThins – I just found a cracker with a gray stripe. Box was sealed. I'm a lifelong WheatThin snacker, so eager to compromise. Would love to get this resolved.
dm me if you'd like to participate in the instagram pushup challenge
I won the Election! :)
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