Aristotle Athari @air_stotle
THIS is my ONE and ONLY account! Former, level 47 SNL Playable Character instagram.com/air_stotle/?hl… Los Angeles Joined April 2009-
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I absolutely condemn the horrifying attack on Israel by Hamas and Islamic Jihad. There is no justification for this violence, and innocent people on both sides will suffer hugely because of it. It must end now.
When discussing the Islamic Republic’s role in the conflicts of the Middle East, please remember to separate the freedom fighting Iranian people from the actions of its terrorist government. The people are not the regime. It’s still the Islamic Republic vs Iran.
Nobel Peace Prize Awarded To Jailed Iranian Activist Narges Mohammadi deadline.com/2023/10/nobel-…
According to Iranian rapper Toomaj Salehi’s official IG account, his health is deteriorating & he’s in need of medical attn. He’s been imprisoned for almost 12 months. I’ll never forget the Iranian think tankers & diaspora journalists who have remained silent on his ordeal.
Hostage diplomacy clearly works, as the U.S. is set to release $6 billion to the Islamic regime in Iran in exchange for 5 American prisoners. Khamenei and co. have to promise to use the money for humanitarian purposes. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Leave me with my lotion. #Deadpool3 #DeadpoolAndWolverine
Iranian rapper Toomaj Salehi’s life is in danger. He may be sentenced to death for supporting the Iranian people, and for his anti-government corruption rap lyrics. Please share and be his voice. FREE TOOMAJ.
Saw Spider-Man: Across The @SpiderVerse last night and I still can’t get over how amazing it was. All I can say is that people will be talking about this movie for longer than expected ;) This is the first movie I’ve wanted to see more than once in the theater in a long time.
Butt chug sweet tarts for the quick sugar high with zero calories - you’re welcome @lifehacker
Great show this coming Saturday at @TheComedyStore! #JodieSweetin, @air_stotle, @karaklenk and @Gabrus share a meal and some laughs at the Family Dinner table. Dont miss it!
I need just ONE more like on my previous tweet please.
The rumors are true, I am the original inventor of Mountain Dew.
ICYMI this AM on @DCNewsNow: When @air_stotle asks to try weather at the green screen, you let him do the last weather hit of the day. Thanks for helping out (and for the laughs 🤣). Aristotle Athari will be at the DC Comedy Loft tonight & tomorrow night!
It’s official, I am now the fake Aristotle Athari !!! muahahahahaah!
They were also dying from AIDS and ignored by politicians, bullied in school, strung up on fences, murdered and robbed for being themselves and are still. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your day you miserable vacuum of cunt.
They were also dying from AIDS and ignored by politicians, bullied in school, strung up on fences, murdered and robbed for being themselves and are still. Just shut the fuck up and enjoy your day you miserable vacuum of cunt.
heyLA @TheComedyStore 8pm tonight @nealbrennan @LaraBeitz @domirrera 10pm @Finessemitchell @zainabjohnson @air_stotle 10:30pm @fahimanwar @StephTolev @justmartindale & more
‘Molli and Max in the Future’ Review: Zosia Mamet and Aristotle Athari Have Great Chemistry in Lean Future-Set Rom-Com variety.com/2023/film/revi…
I’m embarrassed to say that, at this stage in my life, I’m still unsure as to how one smiles for photos - I always feel like I’m doing it wrong.
FYI Los Angeles, I’m not doing rain anymore. Thanks
Today's Review; Molli and Max in the Future (2023) **** 4/5 '…if you can get your head around the deliberately wacky concept, it’s safe to predict you’ll enjoy Molli and Max in the Future…’ #SXSW2023 @air_stotle @MLLitwak film-authority.com/2023/03/23/mol…
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It’s been a wild couple years. Appreciate all the love from you guys. Next level this year🔥
Make one with me you coward
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proud of this bit about panic attacks i riffed during a stand-up crowd work show. (i use the phrase “used to” VERY lightly) for more stand-up check out my insta instagram.com/pallavigunalan/ and tiktok tiktok.com/@pallavigunalan
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@moldycheezit yes!!! when i met aristotle i got to tell him how much i liked gabe silicon valley and he lit up it was so cute
ARISTOTLE ATHARI WAS ON SILICON VALLEY????
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