erin whitehead @girlwithatail
This IS my backup career; I wanted to be a horse. Views expressed are my own but even I rarely agree with myself. Los Angeles Joined October 2009-
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Thank you for “holding space” for me but since you are my friend, not a licensed therapist, could you just act normal??
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I’ve sort of let most of my hobbies go, but I do love peeling off my biore pore strip, putting on my reading glasses, turning on my tiny flashlight and looking at the teeny weeny trees.
I have my mouth to feed, bills to pay, I can’t support Wikipedia too!!!
I’m scrolling instagram like, “Man EVERYONE is either at an award show or best friends with an octopus. What a fungus I am!”
These doctors just ordered a small pizza to split among 4 people. Disbelief? UNsuspended.
These doctors just ordered a small pizza to split among 4 people. Disbelief? UNsuspended.
A slippery slope to ACV fixes everything.
I never buy them, but I do put Bombas in baskets. They call me Bombasket.
“You just want a phone because all your friends have one” says parent holding a Stanley cup.
I said “Wow, spring has sprung!” today to a friend and I bet he’ll never want to hang out again.
New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat @TVsAndyDaly & Lennon Parham!! Hosted by Jan and Beebo (me & Seth Morris). We talk local theatre and coffee enemas 🤷🏻♀️ Produced by @ScottAukerman @brettsperminute for @ComedyBangBang Listen! Subscribe! comedybangbangworld.com
Here’s a thing I just said out loud to myself while browsing pjs: “Ew I hate nightgowns. I feel like the only people who wear them are old ladies who are dead or babies who are about to get their heads wet at church.” (How my brain articulates Norman Bates’s mom and baptisms)
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Wild how so many people think the solution to the problem that billionaires are killing art is hoping for more benevolent millionaires.
When actors on a medical drama don’t know to pinch the nose of their surgical mask AFTER A PANDEMIC?! Then one of them runs his gloved hand through his hair after taking it out of a BODY? These people were not Lysol-ing their groceries.
I accidentally bought a bucket hat. Truly, I don’t know what happened. I think they called it something else? But it is so clearly a bucket hat. I really need to stop shopping after taking sleep meds. There are no returns. For the hat but I guess I mean in life, also?
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell
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Tim Kalpakis @TimKalpakis
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Brett Morris @brettsperminute
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Gil Ozeri @gilozeri
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Wes Huett @WesHuett
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Patrick Hite @Patrick_Hite
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Scott Riggs @ScottRiggs
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56 Followers 362 Following Take it sleazy, catch you on the flip flop.🌃 Amante de: comédia, astronomia, línguas, quizzes e vá, medicina
Paysoninho @paysoninho
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Scott Aukerman @ScottAukerman
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Comedy Bang Bang @ComedyBangBang
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell
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Tim Kalpakis @TimKalpakis
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DOUGHBOYS @doughboyspod
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Christine Nangle @nanglish
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Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel
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Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
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DC Pierson @DCpierson
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Brett Morris @brettsperminute
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Josh Covitt @JoshCovitt
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Katherine D. Morgan (.. @blktinabelcher
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Jon Parsons @jwpnfld
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Georgia Pritchett @georgiapudding
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Todd Martens @Toddmartens
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Carson Kressley @CarsonKressley
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LeVar Burton @levarburton
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Katie Neith @KLNeith
131 Followers 409 Following Science communicator. I love robots, whales, & cheese. Oh, and roller skating, medical mysteries, & Nikola Tesla. Opinions/tweets are my own.
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The Douchebaggette Li.. @douchebaggette
1K Followers 2K Following WE HAVE TO GO BAAAAACCCK!!! #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
Matt Passet @MPasset
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Cheryl E. Klein @CherylEKleinLA
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Conor Browne @brownecfm
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ben schwartz @benschwartz_
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i wouldve been obsessed
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk were meant to star in a docu-style comedy about rival cult gurus manipulating the minds of their deluded followers. The series got scrapped as the analytics & marketing department didn’t get it. (Source: variety.com/2024/tv/news/d…)
@girlwithatail As a licensed therapist I hate when people say this to me. Like make an inappropriate joke about it and let’s move on please
1/n update on Covid in U.S. first some good news, latest from CDC shows we’re now at about our lowest levels of new COVID hospitalizations since the beginning of the pandemic…
2/n also Covid wastewater numbers looking pretty good, so as I said a few weeks ago, it looks like we might a low Covid spring or at least May. Good for HS or college graduations
@girlwithatail Went to the salon and told my stylist, "gimme The Haboob--I'm feelin' violent and dusty!"
Love this!!! @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman @brettsperminute @willhines
@girlwithatail Read very very quickly at first and thought you were into peeing off your balcony
This is a BIG deal.
BREAKING: The FTC just banned non-compete agreements. The Federal Trade Commission has issued a final rule making it illegal for bosses to make workers sign noncompetes in any scenario, and voiding nearly all existing noncompetes. This is a game changer for American workers.
Don’t even serve me my coffee until I’ve had my first conversation of the day
@girlwithatail “Trust the fungus.” - Luigi
Someone come watch Spice World with me I’m feeling vulnerable
Happy Sunday! I did my hair and it took forever so y’all gotta look at it.
Biden is absolutely right to be concerned about campus safety. Israel has bombed every one of Gaza’s 12 universities.
@girlwithatail Why can't I have a railess treadmill 1000ft in the air that I can run the dog on???
17 yo is preparing porterhouse steaks and jamming to anime soundtracks. Pretty sweet little Sunday.
Don’t mind me I’m just falling headfirst down the “castor oil fixes everything” YouTube rabbit hole.
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