James Cook @james_cookie
Joined April 2009-
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Chatting to @hpgrahsl at #kafkasummit about field level encryption, can’t wait to check out his code
Chatting to @hpgrahsl at #kafkasummit about field level encryption, can’t wait to check out his code
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I finally got to meet the amazing @hpgrahsl at #KafkaSummit He and the other #CommunityCatalysts do so much for the @apachekafka community! #noselfies
Seriously @amazon, what’s happening here?
Am I the only one rooting for the virus?
No girls! Please seek paedophile. #signfail #funnysigns
Hey @dhlexpressuk, what sort of delivery company employs someone who doesn’t like to use door bells? Had to get my package redelivered 3 times as we couldn’t hear him knocking.
“Do you want cake instead of your normal food?” “Ooh, yes please” 2 years later “Turns out you can’t have your cake and eat it” “Bugger, I’ll just have the normal food then” “You can’t, you asked for cake” “But...”
If you squint real hard, you might just pick me out over the second ‘n’ of England, fame at last. Beautiful singing I think you’ll agree.
If you squint real hard, you might just pick me out over the second ‘n’ of England, fame at last. Beautiful singing I think you’ll agree.
*Boy messing something up* Me: You're failing Boy: At what? Me: At life (gotcha) Boy: You're failing at being a father #Touché
What the fuck have you got on your head?
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