Jared Mark Smith @jaredinthetrees
maybe a 7 1/2 jaredmarksmith.com New York City Joined January 2009-
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You think they’re showing the game at Thai Diner?
bro farted
I always prefer to stay in unless anyone I know is doing anything
Stop ordering soda and bitters and order bitts and bubs
Dry January: if you order more than two rounds of soda and bitters just bring a nalgene
Idk who needs to hear this but the love of your life is not on Brooklyn hinge standouts
Saddest Brooklyn story For sale: Butt plug, never used
“How late you gonna be there?” Is New York for I’m not coming
No one talks about how Europeans actually have the worst tattoos
My politics is whatever this is
My politics is whatever this is
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If u rob a container store does that count as organized crime?
Frozen rope baby. No notes.
Frozen rope baby. No notes.
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This is deeply, deeply difficult to watch. You have to watch it. You have to see the consequences of inaction. This is not the first school shooting. Or the second. Or the tenth. This. Should. Not. Have. Continued. To. Fucking. Happen.
This is deeply, deeply difficult to watch. You have to watch it. You have to see the consequences of inaction. This is not the first school shooting. Or the second. Or the tenth. This. Should. Not. Have. Continued. To. Fucking. Happen.
Jared Mark Smith retweeted
Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.
Aren’t you slated to headline a speaking gig for the NRA in three days - in Houston, no less? You can do more than pray. Faith without works is dead.
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I'm EMBARRASSED: Texas #2 in nation for new gun purchases, behind CALIFORNIA. Let's pick up the pace Texans. @NRA blog.chron.com/narcoconfident…
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