Jared James Farley @jarjamfar
papa john's employee of the month July 2017 Nashua, NH Joined September 2012-
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Just seen a bird shoutin at her bairn to put his pants on then pointed at me sayin 'look the mans gonna steal ur willy'. Wtf no am no
Hey man we’re making the Yuletide gay later if you wanna pull up
Hey sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes
guy who hates ICE because they're not deporting enough Irish people
Looks like he’s off to confront Dumbledore in the Astronomy Tower
to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire
Gay vs French. Basically the same thing
Ideally you would just have AI handle all your intimate relationships, hobbies, learning, personal growth etc. and spend all that extra time watching short form video content.
what an elite tier excuse, we lost a real one
dads love saying one or two sentences spontaneously revealing a depth of psychic and emotional life that had not previously surfaced, perhaps once every three years, and never elaborating
Oldhead scheme. You don’t see scores like this nowadays just crypto rug pulls. .
$20M in merchandise taken by burglars who tunneled through concrete into LA jewelry store trib.al/ECcQpNy
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‘Home Alone 2’ director Chris Columbus says he wants Donald Trump’s cameo removed: “I just wish it was gone. I can’t cut it. If I cut it, I’ll probably be sent out of the country.”
I thought “gooning” meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick.
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They calling him JK Crawling
‘Home Alone 2’ director Chris Columbus says he wants Donald Trump’s cameo removed: “I just wish it was gone. I can’t cut it. If I cut it, I’ll probably be sent out of the country.”
This is also why it's wrong for non-drinkers to pay less on a group check. You enjoyed my martini-fueled jouissance. Pay up
Non-drinkers who go to social events are freeriding on the goodwill and joviality of hard working drinkers and the whole social fabric would fall apart if everybody stopped drinking
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