Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

A frustrated over worked and undervalued Java developer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogsbody London Joined September 2009

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

3 years ago

What a day. Team writing code to map requests from old style to new style are arguing that they don't need to map date/time formats from iso to legacy. Wtf is their mapper for if the upstream does all the work?

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

4 years ago

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

The @segment @QCon talk, what a car crash. Failed the root cause analysis that has now blighted their tech stack for years. Micro services were never the solution to your problem.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

Did your know SAFE is an anagram of waterfall?

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

Had to put up with a right dick who thinks a couple of comments in #Jira is a functional specification. Then when tips he had to do some analysis threw down his tools until he had his DoR signed off.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

Taylor swift. Poet of the century.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

Apple leave me alone, I am Linux laptop and Android phone. Discuss. Not listening though.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

How many times do I need to close this Airbnb ad?

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

6 years ago

Did a coding test. I am good but felt I didn't show my best. Damn damn damn

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

7 years ago

Just had a moment of panic, started to type "assman" instead of "accman". Had to search entire project in case I had flipped names a while back and hadn't realised.

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Jeff Atwood @codinghorror

8 years ago

I urge everyone at @Microsoft reading this to please speak to the highest ranking VPs and SVPs you know, and ask them to right this wrong.

Kyle Wiens @kwiens

8 years ago

I urge everyone at @Microsoft reading this to please speak to the highest ranking VPs and SVPs you know, and ask them to right this wrong.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

8 years ago

Just approve the pull request we will fix the issues later. Like f*ck you will.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

8 years ago

I am back to my old ways of wanting to kill all the rest of the team for being lazy, short cutting hackers. No I won't fix their problems.

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Java Dogs Body @javadogsbody

8 years ago

Some one is not happy with what they are allowed to see in the app. So I've been asked is there a switch to turn entitlements off. Of course we all build backdoors into the system. Muppet.