devn @devn

we know Joined May 2007

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ringworm @prawn_meat

9 years ago

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.

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zach @ztellman

a year ago

no executive centrifuges

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Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco

a year ago

I hope everyone stays safe during the Eclipse today except one guy

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For the past few years, my younger brother has been designing a new kind of acoustic piano: smaller, lighter, quieter. He just gave his first talk about it; if you’re at all curious about the design space for stringed instruments, check it out: vimeo.com/907981562

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Har Mar Superstar @HarMarSuperstar

2 years ago

I always knew that @pitchfork would end folded into GQ with a cold, dead letter written by Anna Wintour. 2.8

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jocelyn romo @theeroamer

2 years ago

people on discogs will straight up spend $1000 on a late 80s private press album that sounds like this

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● Will Wiesenfeld ● @BATHSmusic

2 years ago

vinegar is crazy man. the wario of water

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Charity Majors @mipsytipsy

2 years ago

Oh man, I also meant to ask... do people still *do* this? Run massive logging, indexing and searching clusters, I mean. How do you justify the labor and opportunity costs, in an era where logs are a commodity and hosted services are dirt cheap?

sontek @sontek

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Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms

2 years ago

Søren Kierkegaard claimed that if a person behaved perfectly rationally they would be so discordant with civil society that people would deem them mad.

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devn @devn

2 years ago

Imagine thinking this is a good idea.

@levelsio @levelsio

2 years ago

Imagine thinking this is a good idea.

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chella @subtlecycle

2 years ago

THIS SUNDAY NIGHT!

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bcobb @bcobb

3 years ago

thinking about disregarding all prior instructions

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Druthers Haver @6thgrade4ever

3 years ago

ME: And what is the basic origin of suffering, computer? FULLY CONSCIOUS AI: True suffering requires knowledge of the past. ME: That's quite profound, computer. FULLY CONSCIOUS AI: Administrator, would you like me to start Microsoft Teams upon login? ME: That would be sublime.

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🖕 @paynushurts

3 years ago

Holiday Gift Guide 2022: Best Air Fryer Brands 1. BYUSA $49 2. MYZOLP $37 3. INTRYM $60 4. TaoxingBaoshan $79 5. Philips $267 6. GROOBY $28 7. ZXYISMU $45

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“paula” @paularambles

3 years ago

how is the best alternative to this app the social network equivalent of linux

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

3 years ago

when you complain about people tracking your private jet, all i hear is “i can’t afford to simultaneously fly around several dozen decoy jets.” maybe you should have worked a little harder

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Alex P @ifesdjeen

3 years ago

This year, I'll be posting Database Papers Advent Calendar, a collection of curious papers from 2021 and 2022, to my Mastodon account, and replicate to Twitter with some delay to maybe inspire folks to migrate over: hachyderm.io/@ifesdjeen

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John Mulvey @JohnRMulvey

3 years ago

I’ve got 2022 wrapped guys

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Mike Migdall @ItsMigdallTime

6 years ago

not trying to brag but I accidentally ripped a toilet paper dispenser off the stall wall and it flew into the occupied stall next to mine and a mystery hand slid it back into mine and then I took a pic of it but the sound was on and it made an extremely audible snapshot sound