shitposter emeritus @jazzghost_pm
clothes horse. musician. formerly funny Minneapolis, MN Joined October 2019-
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i just know he found this shit HILARIOUS cuz it also includes one of the 5 words he knows in italian
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If you can’t riff it’s not a charisma thing to me. It’s more like you don’t notice things. Your mind isn’t working to find the connections that amuse and delight. You are bogged down in the muck and the mire.
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Amazing in-depth reporting on what happened to Palmer's, an honest-to-god institution that'll be greatly missed. racketmn.com/goodbye-to-pal…
Shitposting may be a game to some of you but it's not to me
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