shitposter emeritus @jazzghost_pm
clothes horse. musician. formerly funny Minneapolis, MN Joined October 2019-
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Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm constantly traveling through time. For me it's easy, actually
Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm constantly traveling through time. For me it's easy, actually
Think it would be funny to bring back calling cards. Oh, here's my card. Could be chic
Had my first voice lesson after summer break and I sound SO good. I could run through a wall right now
dating as a millennial who's not a dog person or a travel enthusiast....god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
Uh oh other places are discovering Being Minnesotan™️
Uh oh other places are discovering Being Minnesotan™️
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it's funny that 'fat chance' means unlikely. youd think that a fat chance means a large, juicy chance
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This may sound trite but in my experience the secret to making big changes in your life is regularly affirming, many times a day if necessary, that you Want It More Than Anything Else In The World
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Me rediscovering my old tweets
A very funny bit if you live alone and WFH is to get really into fragrances. I've got my fall scent locked in (Herod - Parfums de Marly)
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it has never felt more like this
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My haters will become my waiters at the event where I am murdered by a bunch of waiters.
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GORILLAZ STAND WITH PALESTINE!!!!
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I don't make jokes in personal conversation. Does a doctor practice medicine in their free time?
Now that everyone's annoyed with N*te B*rgatze is this a good time to say I've never found him funny I tried to watch one of his standup specials and just...is there something I'm missing?
Getting sick and I fear I will be very dramatic about it. Wearing a robe and a scarf, drinking tea, penning my will, etc.
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