John Coene @jdatap

Go, Javascript, R, Vapour, and other indoor stuff - working on @devOpifex john-coene.com Switzerland Joined July 2013

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John Coene @jdatap

a month ago

I think it was attempting to get you to stay at work longer, might as well stay: there's food, sleeping pods, laundry, day care, etc. This model is made redundant by WFH: why bring all the stuff from home to work, just WFH.

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a month ago

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Kyle Walker @kyle_e_walker

2 months ago

Despite claims that "R is dead" on social media, 2025 has been an incredible year for #rstats: 💻 {ellmer} wrapping LLM APIs; 💻 {mcptools} & {mcpr} implementing MCP connections for R; 💻 Native parallel processing in {purrr} via {mirai} What else are you excited about?

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John Coene @jdatap

2 months ago

I hate that with llms out there the predictive typing on this phone is still ducking shit.

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

Quid rides? Mutato nomine et de te fabula narrator.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb

3 months ago

Quid rides? Mutato nomine et de te fabula narrator.

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

{mcpr} now works with {ellmer} github.com/devOpifex/mcpr

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Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum

3 months ago

@mouloud707 Publishing fake, AI-generated stories and images of victims is not only a dangerous distortion. Such fabrication disrespects victims and misuses those people who try to learn and remember. If you see such posts, please don’t share them. Instead, follow the official Auschwitz…

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

Static MCP servers with R 🎉

Opifex @devOpifex

3 months ago

Static MCP servers with R 🎉

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

Just "fix it using your brain"

Santiago @svpino

3 months ago

Just "fix it using your brain"

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

If, like Kyle, GIS is the backbone of your work then creating a package like {mapgl} is essential. That's why I created {ambiorix}. Reinvent the wheel, implement everything yourself: own your tools and the solutions they produce.

Kyle Walker @kyle_e_walker

3 months ago

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

"Metro Busway"

Metro Los Angeles @metrolosangeles

3 months ago

"Metro Busway"

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

Shit Nix doesn't solve huh: you don't need reproducible pineapple on pizza... because it's shite. He wants to manage your R environments and now your pizzas too! Say no, Make Pizza Great Again.

Bruno Rodrigues @brodriguesco

3 months ago

Shit Nix doesn't solve huh: you don't need reproducible pineapple on pizza... because it's shite. He wants to manage your R environments and now your pizzas too! Say no, Make Pizza Great Again.

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John Coene @jdatap

3 months ago

I've redone the company website: I got bored myself browsing it, the new version is far more entertaining. I should have done this ages ago.

Opifex @devOpifex

3 months ago

I've redone the company website: I got bored myself browsing it, the new version is far more entertaining. I should have done this ages ago.

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Andrei Kashcha 🇺🇦 @anvaka

4 months ago

2025 map of @github is live! 690K projects. 1,500 clusters. 500M stars. Every dot is a treasure waiting to be discovered! Explore and enjoy at anvaka.github.io/map-of-github

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Klaas @forgebitz

4 months ago

"we have a non-technical CTO" imagine your CFO not knowing how excel works

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John Coene @jdatap

4 months ago

I've made my #rstats obfuscator open-source! It's an R lexer, parser, and transpiler written in #go (std library only) and, though uglified in some places to cater to R quirks and {box}, the foundations are solid. github.com/devOpifex/obfu…

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kenneth @kennethnym

4 months ago

still can't get over the fact that you can embed entire directories in a go binary with a single //go:embed which you can query like a normal filesystem

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Ambiorix Web @ambiorixweb

4 months ago

you can now interact with this demo here: try.ambiorix.dev/contact-app we're working to have a gallery of smol showcase apps built with ambiorix. more coming soon. we're just getting started. like Thanos, but in R.

Mwavu @kennedymwavu

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Michael Luo @AzianMike

4 months ago

Stripe 🤝iOS developers Big news iOS app developers! You can now accept payments with @stripe outside of your app, with no iOS app store commissions. The Stripe team 🧑‍🍳cooked up a quick guide walking you through how. Go live now! Docs in the 🧵

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John Coene @jdatap

4 months ago

Couldn't agree more, I despise it. x.com/jdatap/status/…

gingerBill @TheGingerBill

4 months ago

Couldn't agree more, I despise it. x.com/jdatap/status/…

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John Coene @jdatap

4 months ago

"Affordable housing" is rich people asking for crap housing they would never dare live in to be built very far away from their neighbourhoods. It's disdain for others disguised as compassion; the worst kind of social signaling.