Jeff @jefe1618
It's taken me years of practice to learn how to act natural. Joined February 2013-
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“Don’t worry. He’s friendly” - Owner of the dog currently biting your ankle to the bone.
The best part about this is watching Nike trick all the Democratic Socialists who have been screaming, "FUCK CAPITALISM!!" into buying 5 pairs of their sweatshop shoes "for social justice."
LSU and Miami fighting before #LSUvsMIA: “We’re gonna underachieve more than you!” “NO, we’re gonna underachieve more than YOU!”
James Dean and Jimmy Dean were not the same person. I know this now.
HAPPY BOBBY BONILLA DAY EVERYBODY #LGM @NjTank99 @TheClemReport @KFCBarstool @StuSource
A car pulled up next to me blasting In the Air Tonight and the guy driving didn’t even do air drums during the drum fill. What a douche.
"A man bun is not a thing" Charles Barkley
Is it now creepy to wait somewhere without looking at your phone?
If we spent as much effort into life as we do trying to get on an airplane before other people, maybe we wouldn’t be perpetually doomed
Oh Yeeeahhhjeeesusfuckno...
Happy Yaksmas everyone!
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Seause @Seause190852
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Elayna @elaynachastain
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Goddess B✨ TORONTO .. @babyb1909
2K Followers 4K Following Verified 23 y/o brat 💓 TRIBUTE $97+ OR $1000 UNBLOCK FEE 💅🏻 I live to drain your wallet 💵 Size 9.5🦶🏻VEGAN 🌱 My boyfriend is hotter than you 🤤
Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
217K Followers 108K Following Day drinker, lazy YouTuber, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army!
MartyParty @martypartymusic
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Caitiebearz (instagra.. @caitiebearz
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YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom
44K Followers 12K Following Goody two shoes. Boob pic queen. Don’t tell me what to do. Manchester United! FEMA Region 69
Filthspirational @filthspiration
3K Followers 3K Following Delightfully chaotic & loves to hit the self destruct button. I love to laugh and retweet. 😂 Read my stuff below
Christina McGeough @XtinaChatham
269 Followers 2K Following New Jersey Realtor with Town & Country Properties. Follow me on Facebook: https://t.co/Sd2qesi3SE
Travis 翻译宝 @TravisFanyibao
233 Followers 2K Following Travis 口袋型实时 #语音 #翻译机, 走全球路，说当地话. ✈ 即时预定就在 #indiegogo⬇️
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The Dark Side of Me @neonorchid1
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11K Followers 967 Following 🇵🇸| she/her | 18+ | ★ | mutuals: @summacumtata | insta: @bella_tarr
Lindz 🤩🅾️❤�.. @OSUlindz
10K Followers 342 Following Ohio State/ football/ random everyday life stuff.
Duck Duck Gusev 🇺�.. @DuckDuckGusev
987 Followers 710 Following Jayson - Devils fan who loves the game and the team no matter what. Devils and Mets cause me pain. NJ Devils Mediacaster for @PSF_App #DuckDuckDieHards
TS20Designs | Tyler S.. @tysteve20
552 Followers 198 Following Aggies | Cowboys | Utah Hockey | Jazz | Amateur graphic designer
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Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder
749K Followers 173 Following Posting nostalgic images and videos. dm for submissions #nostalgia #nostalgic
😺 @njdivas
2K Followers 571 Following I’m on social media to lie & joke. 🙄 Don’t text me about shit I say. My Fans Need Me.
hannah @hannahack1
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miss mustard @theSASHAfierce_
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Lindsay @lindzxm48
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Moneyball Memes 💰�.. @MoneyballMemes
35K Followers 10 Following Who’s Fabio? Instagram: MoneyballMemes2011
Zack Morrison @ZackMorrison18
9K Followers 4K Following TV Writer/Director. Kinda funny. Creator of #CanusaStreet, Everything’s Fine, @WeHaveAShow. Prev: @Buzzfeed, @FallonTonight, @KidsTonightShow. @ColumbiaFilm MFA
Emma @candlecanyon
3K Followers 699 Following freelance hockey artist • she/her🏳️🌈 • instagram @candlecanyon • dm for commissions
Sandy @NYYSandy
6K Followers 968 Following just some doof that talks about sports ◡̈ 💋🃏🍒💌 PSF Mediacaster @PSF_App
mandie @mandiemcrae
652 Followers 445 Following testimonials: mediocre devils fan & brain dead puck bunny
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jules @notsocooljules
33K Followers 9K Following bgsu alum 🧡 @notsocooljules on everything 📲 #MACtion
Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks
235K Followers 3K Following Talkin' Yankees! Recaps, awards, stats, jokes. Hosted by @Jomboy_ & @TalkinJake. Produced by @BigBabyDavid_. Brought to you by @JomboyMedia
New York Porch Sports @nyporchsport
24K Followers 200 Following ⚾️ Satire and parody of the New York media run by @LibrarianJoe_ 🎭Featured on: the Today Show, Barstool Sports, MLB Network, WFAN, and Michael Kay Show.
〽️ichelle 🌹 @Michellek4040
25K Followers 2K Following I like running & being a lawyer. I love my family & college football. I make videos, post photos, and crack bad jokes. I try to be kind.
Shark Week @WarkSheek
2K Followers 396 Following NJ Devils & Occasional Shark Content | 🦈🦈| NOT the real Shark Week TV program | Manager of the No Dingus Zone | Once accidentally predicted an NHL trade
Adam Hamway @AdamHamway
3K Followers 905 Following SAG Impressionist/Comedian/Actor/VO Artist/@NJDevils PA Announcer/fmr MSG PA Anncr/@siriusxm PD. Credits: Late Night w/Jimmy Fallon/@nhlnetwork. *My opinions.
bruins dawg (cat hunt.. @DawgsonMercer
362 Followers 323 Following I am a Boston Bruins fan. graduate of yappington university
Rickus @DevRickus
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Carolina Disco Turkey.. @discoturkeys
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grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston
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Minor League Promos @MiLBPromos
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jillian 🫧 @hizchier
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Nell Saba @nellen55
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New York Yankees @Yankees
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paige @HISCHIER43
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Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov
48K Followers 694 Following Diplomatic dispatches from the Government-in-Exile. 𝓢𝓲𝓬 𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓲𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓼 𝓐𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓼 𝓢𝓾𝓫𝓳𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓼 𝓝𝓾𝓷𝓬
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@Scoopsahoy232 Worm juice most be their version of crack cocaine
I feel like every franchise needs a third-string QB that's an egregious stereotype of the people who reside in the geographical area of the team.
Tommy DeVito's agent is absolutely perfect
all I could think about looking at Trouba...biggest fucking C in the league.
First impressions on the #NYR new 3rd jerseys?? 🤔⬇️ 📸: @NYRangers | #NewYorkRangers
UPDATE: We're going to the WAC screw this
BREAKING: The Portland Pickles announce their move to the Pac-12, effective immediately.
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sonic NOOOOO
Twelve years ago today, an artist's design for a Euthanasia Coaster went on display
Macho Man had an incredible answer when asked "Have you ever cried?"
Is this better than a 1 year deal with 10 teams?
Breaking: Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs have reached an agreement on a 10-year contract extension that ties him to Kansas City through the 2031 season, league sources tell @AdamSchefter.
On the bright side, everyone in corporate media and politics has lost all credibility.
i’ve conducted my own independent investigation of this video and come to the conclusion that it’s uh fucking sick?
Toronto Police say they're investigating this video of three people skateboarding on the Gardiner Expressway - 📹 Morgan Smith bit.ly/2Wwcjrc #Toronto #Skateboarding
Joe Buck looks like the guy who stops you mid-conversation, looks at his phone, and says, "I have to take this, it's the Tampa office."
Terry Bradshaw had no idea he needed a mic.. I respect that
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The Cowboys fall to 0-2 vs. jets in 2019.
Cowboys are stuck in Philly for now, thanks to a plane deemed "not viable" to fly the team home wp.me/p14QSB-bm9n
My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.
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