jeremy_carroll @jeremy_carroll
Architect @ Oracle Cloud Infrastructure. Reliability Engineering. The views expressed are my own. San Francisco, CA Joined June 2008-
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So apparently if someone knows / guesses the name of your S3 bucket - even if it's private (!) - they can just bankrupt you by sending infinite PUT requests and there is nothing you can do about it. > requests get rejected > but AWS still counts it as a write operation against…
The first batch of early Cybertruck delivery invites for long-term shareholders just went out - please check your inbox! Sorry about the delay, verifying statements of so many shareholders is taking some time. More to come! Thanks @J0se, his team and the IR team :)
The first batch of early Cybertruck delivery invites for long-term shareholders just went out - please check your inbox! Sorry about the delay, verifying statements of so many shareholders is taking some time. More to come! Thanks @J0se, his team and the IR team :)
The tactic used against OpenTofu is as old as upstarts: it's FUD. On today's Oxide and Friends, @ahl and I are going to talk about this latest FUD -- as well as FUD's storied history in our industry. Bring your own examples, and join us today, 5p Pacific! discord.gg/cEEnJhT2?event…
The tactic used against OpenTofu is as old as upstarts: it's FUD. On today's Oxide and Friends, @ahl and I are going to talk about this latest FUD -- as well as FUD's storied history in our industry. Bring your own examples, and join us today, 5p Pacific! discord.gg/cEEnJhT2?event…
Been waiting for this to publish: @OpenTofuOrg responds to HashiCorp's cease-and-desist letter. opentofu.org/blog/our-respo… This answers my concerns, and I appreciate how thoughtful, fair, and *kind* it is. I was hasty in my judgment, and am grateful for their generous reply.
New post on what happens after you add a control plane and local storage for observability: you get 1000x the telemetry when it matters. mattklein123.dev/2024/04/17/100…
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this the kind of dumbassery that makes tech people legitimately get disillusioned with tech journalism. you are allowed to hate on tech and report on it at the same time but laziness is infuriating
this the kind of dumbassery that makes tech people legitimately get disillusioned with tech journalism. you are allowed to hate on tech and report on it at the same time but laziness is infuriating
Tesla’s LTE coverage has been down the entire day in California. Are your engineers asleep @elonmusk?
FAFO - we build vehicles for people who love and enjoy them. Not to flip for profit without adding any value. This shouldn't need to be said or enforced
FAFO - we build vehicles for people who love and enjoy them. Not to flip for profit without adding any value. This shouldn't need to be said or enforced
my analysis of the kate middleton photo saga is that they took her face from the vogue cover she did years ago and edited it in
As of today, my Cybertruck has been in service twice as long as it’s been in my possession. 7 days in possession & 14 days in the shop. I know the team is doing everything they can to get our truck back on the road quickly but had to share for transparency.
A year ago I warned an AI startup I was talking to in office hours that they had to be careful to avoid hiring ideological employees, or the conflict between the employees' ideology and reality would warp the product. Now we see how much that matters.
The AI behavior guardrails that are set up with prompt engineering and filtering should be public — the creators should proudly stand behind their vision of what is best for society and how they crystallized it into commands and code. I suspect many are actually ashamed. The…
The AI behavior guardrails that are set up with prompt engineering and filtering should be public — the creators should proudly stand behind their vision of what is best for society and how they crystallized it into commands and code. I suspect many are actually ashamed. The…
Tech companies solving every business problem with layoffs.
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Graphic scenes: An Israeli army drone pursued four civilian youths who attempted to reach their destroyed homes and killed them with missiles in Khan Younis at the start of last February.
Graphic scenes: An Israeli army drone pursued four civilian youths who attempted to reach their destroyed homes and killed them with missiles in Khan Younis at the start of last February.
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Phil Katz, the designer of .ZIP, died because of acute alcoholism. His mark, “PKZIP” is the preceding mark of every ZIP file in the world. He is forever. He mattered. And in the end, it didn’t matter. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Katz
@SwiftOnSecurity What do you mean by "tragic"? Please elaborate!
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@bcantrill @adamhjk @oxidecomputer As an IC back in the early Cloudera days we thought about the area of a sector is dominated by the radius squared not the radians. Build the best thing you can build. The market is all whitespace lets go get it. The incumbents will, other startups will, and so will we.
My rule of thumb is if I order my food standing up, I’m not leaving a tip
Google firing excellent software engineers with no explanation, just as its valuation reaches the all-time high: If this doesn't explain how the software engineering market is changing dramatically, I don't know what does. It's not a pretty reality: but better to know about it.
Same environment. Two entirely different decibel readings. Two different Apple Watches. What’s going on here Apple?
Mentioned this in passing, but want to publicly thank @Dell for sponsoring a big test box. Tons of storage, tons of bandwidth, and now 100G connected in my little lab for great io_uring networking testing as well. They even stopped by my office for a day to rack mount it!
What did I click on? 50% of my "For you" tab is people shilling for Tesla.
According to Speaker Johnson, the $61 billion funding bill for Ukraine was more palatable because it was only a “loan.” But that loan doesn’t have an interest rate, maturity date, or collateral requirement. Have you ever seen a loan like that?
Google has laid off their Python Foundation team and asked them to train their replacements who will be in the Munich office. This is similar to layoffs in their finance department a few weeks ago where some positions were moved outside the country where they’re cheaper. 😬
AWS needs to stop charging for 4xx requests to s3 buckets immediately. In GitHub here are 63k references to us-east-1 buckets alone. Anyone can start racking up massive bills for these users with a simple PUT request! This is insane: medium.com/@maciej.pocwie…